I AM @ Youth.SG: word of the century: WORX. HEALTH ADVISORY WARNING! What is worx? worx wôr'z - derived from the chinese word, 哦, meaning oh? really? is that so? How is worx used? Worx is always used at the end of a sentence to emphasise the intent of the user. For example, oMg! HeBE is SO cUTe wORx!!!!~~ Meaning: Oh my goodness. Hebe is very cute! :) Or: hONeY dEAResT! i LUB chU dEEp DeEp woRx!!~~ Meaning: Dear, I love you so much. OR: i OWe YoU toO muCH wORx!~ Xie XIe Ni~! thANKiEW sO muCH woRX!~ Meaning: Thanks. In other words, worx is redundant. Notice the misuse of the punctuation, using capital letters where not required. Who uses worx? It is frequently used by a known species found only in Singapore: the "Ah's". The male species, affectionally known as Ah Beng, and the female, Ah Lian. There're some species which have a close affliation to this particular breed. Them being, "Ah Huay", or "Ah Seng" are a few of the commonly known terms. But that's another topic for another health advisory. Coming back to worx, What proof do you have that worx is widespread? We've googled worx on the internet and found out that 90% of the search pages that contain the word "worx" are found in Singaporean blogs and forums.  courtesy of google.com Why is the use of worx not advised? Worx, if used AT ALL, may cause dangerous diseases like, Parkinson's disease, epilepsy, gonorrhoea, to name a few. If need be used to offend the word (IF you call that a word), a safer pronunciation is to be used accordingly: just say "warks". But please do not drag the word as it'll only lead to correct pronunciation of the word. What do I do if I suspect someone is using worx at me? Run away. If convenient, call the Communicable Disease Center or dial the toll-free hotline: 1800-worx-not. Do not attempt to confront the user as it may only lead to you using worx too. Help will be sent to you as soon as possible once you dialled the hot-line because we have a GPS satellite to detect where you are. Money is no issue here. THEY ARE THAT DANGEROUS. What if I realised i'm using worx? Approach your nearest pharmacy and ask for Antiworxamine (it will only surpress worx, not eliminate it). Follow strictly to the directions given to ensure the best results.  If your nearest pharmacy has run out of Antiworxamine pills, do not seek another pharmacy for you may spread the disease to others. BE CONSIDERATE, ask for suicide pills. It's better to end your own life than to cause misery to others. Are there any immunities to worx? Currently, we do not have a cure for worx. But prevention is always better than cure. 1) Drink lots of water. 2) When you suspect you are going to use worx at a person, cover your mouth. 3) Cut your tongue off. This is a public health announcment. You've been warned. KICKED ASS AT 11/11/2006 03:57:00 PM.
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haha! this is so funny worxx!!! OOPS, said the word again! XXD worx~worx~worx~
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 : 9:53 AM SINGAPOREAN NURSERY RHYMES. humpty dumpty sat on the wall, humpty dumpty had a great fall. all the pm's horses and all the pm's men, went back to kopitiam and ordered 2 half boiled eggs. mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as PAP uniform and everywhere that mary went, the lamb would sure kaypo it followed her to school one day singapore where got this rule it made the children eat lamb chop and lamb kebab too. jack and jill went up the hill to fetch a pail of newater jack fell down and broke his crown and jill went broke after using her medishield. old king cole was a merry old soul and a merry old soul was he he called for his 42 inch plasma wide screen television and watched pck pte ltd. (not funny i know.) itsy bitsy spider climbed out the water spout down came the rain and washed the spider out out came the sun and dried up all the rain but the itsy bitsy spider died cuz it fell from a hdb building rock a bye baby on the tree top when the wind blows the cradle will rock when the bow breaks the cradle will fall did the parents buy insurance at all? _________________ HAIYA. i give up. it's not funny i know sometimes singapore is just so boring even with the new vivocity and all.. THEY ARE STILL SELLING THE SAME DAMN STUFF. what the hell are they thinking?? can't they set up newly never-heard-before stores? stores like.. SLOWGOLD (WHY QUIKSILVER?) PEAR/ORANGE/BANANA (WHY APPLE?) SALSA (WHY MAMBO?) BILLYOURBONGLA (WHY BILLABONG?) MOONDOLLARS (WHY STARBUCKS?) THIS CD SHOP (WHY THAT CD SHOP?) HOMO/HETERO (WHY METRO?) BTHK (ben tan han kun) (WHY DKNY?) BREADSING (WHY MUST BREADTALK?) someone END MY MISERY!. KICKED ASS AT 11/09/2006 11:45:00 PM. ok.. i forgive you guys if you can't find my tagboard or whatever it's called. now there's NO EXCUSE. it says OI! CLICK AND CRAP HERE PLEASE. ok? kapeash? savvy? i expect haloscan to start sending me emails telling me that they're gonna close down my account cuz there's TOO MUCH COMMENTS POSTED THAT THEIR COMPUTERS ARE SHORTCIRCUITING. ok? btw, got chiobu inside. :) (not me la.) but thanks for thinking i'm chio. KICKED ASS AT 11/08/2006 12:14:00 PM. P is for the peace i'm gonna seeeeee I is for the idiots i won't meettttt N! is never, never, wearing green and K is keeping up with all the things that i adored and pink is all that they could give to me pink is the colour of my pink ic :D TOOO MUCH PINK IS GOOD AND TAKE MY CAMP PASS AND DON'T RETURN IT pink was made for me and YUUUUUU ______________ and i have reached OPERATIONALLY READY DATE. which means, I AM KING. I CAN GO FIND TROUBLE AND BE THROWN IN PRISON AND NOT IN DETENTION BARRACKS I CAN LAUGH AT THE PEOPLE BOOKING IN EARLY IN THE MORNING IN MY SLEEP! I CAN SKIP-A-DEE-DOO-DA ALL NIGHT LONG! you just wait till i can walk on 2 legs first. peenk, ohhhh peenk.. I LOVE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU MY DEAREST PINK IC. IF YOU WERE MY GIRLFRIEND, I'D ASK FOR YOUR HAND IN MARRIAGE! IF YOU WERE SOYA SAUCE, I'LL POUR YOU INTO MY CHICKEN PORRIDGE! IF YOU WERE A MONKEY I'LL GIVE YOU BANANAS! I LOVE YOU MY DEAREST PINK ICCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCc... oooooooooooooooooooo my loveeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my darlinggggggggggggggggggggg i hunger for yourrrr touchhhhh ORD LOH! KICKED ASS AT 11/06/2006 11:25:00 PM. i feel like aborting my blog KICKED ASS AT 11/05/2006 08:50:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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