metrosexualityin light of the recent hoo-ha about metrosexuality, i've checked up a source on the internet the TRUE meaning of the word: metrosexual.You might be "metrosexual" if: 1. You just can't walk past a Banana Republic store without making a purchase. 2. You own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses, just as many watches and you carry a man-purse. 3. You see a stylist instead of a barber, because barbers don't do highlights. 4. You can make her lamb shanks and risotto for dinner and Eggs Benedict for breakfast... all from scratch. 5. You only wear Calvin Klein boxer-briefs. 6. You shave more than just your face. You also exfoliate and moisturize. 7. You would never, ever own a pickup truck. 8. You can't imagine a day without hair styling products. 9. You'd rather drink wine than beer... but you'll find out what estate and vintage first. 10. Despite being flattered (even proud) that gay guys hit on you, you still find the thought of actually getting intimate with another man truly repulsive. "Some people think he's gay, but he's actually metrosexual." only some of it are true for me i guess.. (marked with a star) 1. i think Banana Republic stores are for GAY GUYS not for METROSEXUALS :D 2. if i'm THAT rich, i'd probably own 20 pairs of shoes, half a dozen pairs of sunglasses and just as many watches. and i still love my braun buffel WALLET thank you very much. *3. I MISS THE HAIRSTYLIST I USED TO GOT TO WHEN I WAS IN JC!!! *4. i don't mind cooking.. if it's for HER :D but although i may be successful in making it, i'll probably blow up half the kitchen already *5. ha. i'd bet Fredrik Ljungberg is a metrosexual too!! :D CK.. for men.. *6. maybe not the exfoliate part la.. :D *7. pickup trucks are not the in thing with the girls right? so what's wrong with owning a car? you rarely see guys picking up their dates in a pickup trucks in movies right???? *8. damn right about no. 8 man.. *9a. i absolutely hate beer, i can puke after drinking beer but not wine. 9b. i'm too damn lazy for my own good to find out what estate, vintage, which vineyard, which grape etc. 10. i'm still damn disgusted when gay guys hit on me. no matter the type. KICKED ASS AT 1/04/2006 08:19:00 PM.
1st blog of 2006 *entended*Should auld acquaintance be forgot,And never brought to mind? Should auld acquaintance be forgot, And auld lang syne? For auld lang syne, my dear, For auld lang syne, We'll tak a cup of kindness yet, For auld lang syne! happy western new year to you guys! a start of the new year deserves something for a blog! i wonder what tho.. new year's resolutions: 1. survive throughout the year till i can shout "ORD LOH." 2. strike a million dollars in lottery, otherwise: 3. save up every month and TRY not to splurge. 4. read books which are at least 2 inches thick. and i don't mean a pile of comic books. 5. be nicer to people and not poke fun of them. (difficulty rating:100/100) 6. drop the habit of smoking.. (throw smoke of course.. girls, if you don't understand, ask your army boyfriends. guys, if you don't understand, you are under 18) 7. get more exercise done. (and i don't mean exercising my fingers in from of my computer. ) 8. go back to my metrosexual self after march. (didn't see that coming, did ya?) 9. get my driving licence. so i can get more insurance coverage. 10. stop making stupid resolutions ------- what i hope to see from the world (jia pa lang(anyhow) style): 1. osama bin laden kenna bang down by lorry while trying to pick up his ak47. 2. bush kenna see bei sian, decide to call back soldiers from iraq and lim kopi with him. 3. all terrorists in the world to slip and fall on a banana skin on 06/11/06 at 5.03pm *ORD LOH* 4. university standards lowered so i can enter the course i want. 5. mother nature to relac one corner this year and not have any disaster befalling on any country. (unless it's osama kenna earthquake die i dun mind.) 6. GM food to kenna outgrown and die while naturally grown food to grow like drink air liddat. 7. middle eastern countries to decide that playing dota is better than fighting wars. 8. terrorists to change their image from  to  9. the whole world to attend osama's funeral. 10. world peace. *bimbo voice* ps: pardon the singaporean language. :) KICKED ASS AT 1/01/2006 10:28:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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