 FUCK ALL OF YOU......... THANKS for letting me know that you went yesterday behind my back and THANKS MOM for your "WONDERFUL ENCOURAGEMENT" KICKED ASS AT 6/12/2004 10:17:00 AM. it's been decided. i've decided to set certain standards for myself. taste in food: before ||||| after |||||||||| 1st impression of others: before ||||| after ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (hey 1st impression counts) MY 1st impression on others: before ||||| after |||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||| (like i said above) taste in women: before ||||| after |||||100 (yes, you heard me.) books: before ||||| after ||||||| movies: before ||||| after ||||||||||| analysing information: before ||||| after ||||||||||||||||| (ignorance isn't bliss) KICKED ASS AT 6/11/2004 08:58:00 PM. due to the unpopularity of this story, i shall stop there =P KICKED ASS AT 6/11/2004 02:27:00 PM. once upon a time, there lived a boy called xiao ming. he grew up in a private house off bukit timah with his parents, a maid called suzy, and an insufferable younger brother, da ming. why his parents chose these names for their children remains a mystery. anyway, xiao ming's father's name is limpei and his mother's name is limbu. why their parents' chose to name their kids that, remains a deeper mystery, but fate laughed at their names and decided to bring those two together, thus xiao ming and da ming. (fate laughs again.) anyway, on with the story. this boy, xiao ming, as you can see, grew up in a high class environment. (private house in singapore deh..) everything he needed was at his beck and call. "auntie suzy!! where's my lunch??", "auntie suzy!! i can't find my underwear!!", "auntie suzy!! i wan to go and shit!", "auntie suzy!! i shit already! wipe my backside!!" (oh did i mention that his dad, limpei (hhahahaha..) owns a mercedes benz complete with hokkien music? i didn't? oh well.. now i did.) with all this luxury, xiao ming was missing somthing in his life. now what could it be? he wondered. now like every 7 year old kid, the government has mercilessly lashed out a law that all children must complete their primary school education. poor xiao ming has to leave his maid and survive in the vicious world out there. (ya, i'm SURE he misses his limpei and limbu ((AHHAHAHAHA)) ) anyway, his limpei and limbu was so busy with their work that they forgot to send xiao ming to the primary one enrolment programme. so the government decided to throw him into a school which has vacancies. namely, SBABps. short for SI BEI AH BENG primary school. (never heard of that school before right!? well neither have i.) we're diverting. anyway, as at every first day of a schooler's primary school life, parents are sure to be worried and will want to accompany their children's 1st day of school from morning till the afternoon. apparently, xiao ming's parents do not care about him at all and so sent their maid, suzy (the only decent name in this story) in their place. "auntie suzy!! why must i go to school!? why can't da ming go instead!!" "i dunno.. i work for your limbu and limpei (adds in a smirk), not for your singapore gah'men." "ahh! auntie suzy!! u veri the useless leh!" "sorri la.. reach school already! go go.. na your bag.. remember your lunch arh.. got everything? auntie suzy will wait at the gate for you ok? anything call me ok?" (did i also mention that xiao ming's family is so rich that they could afford a handphone for their maid and a pager for their dog, in case they run off for another bitch/man) ((and yes, the dog is a male)) the moment xiao ming stepped into the school, a blinding flash of light greeted him! as he peered through his closed eyelids, he noticed a group of shadows walking towards him wearing new uniforms. (it's the new uniforms that projected the blinding flash of light anyway.) little does xiao ming know that these group of people will be the ones who will change his life forever!! who exactly are they? why are they wearing blindingly white uniforms? where the hell is SBABps? can limpei and limbu (snigger) be my mommie and daddie?!?! all these questions will be answered in the next episode! KICKED ASS AT 6/10/2004 10:12:00 AM. it's official.. we're quitting. here are our letters of withdrawals: Ben's letter: dearest friends, there will come a time when people come and go. sadly our end is juz pushed earlier than all of you. firstly, i would like to say i'm truly sorry for the sudden news about our withdrawal. most importantly, our idea is not influenced by melissa so she has nothing to do with this decision yea. it might affect you guys in some way, it might not. what i want to say is, the reasons why we're quitting are: 1. time is against us and we don't have enough time to study nor train to regain our strength. we would continue training if we'd knkown this 2 or 3 months ago. and 2. we've lost all drive to compete anymore. i know this reason is somewhat similar to the rest of yours' but i'm sorry i dun think i'm stronger mentally than any of you guys. i know you guys have a strong mind and that should not stop you from carrying on. i have faith in you people. i would also like to express my thanks to all of my teammates of 2003-2004. to glenn and nicholas: i really admire your spirit and determination. i'm honoured to train with you guys for the past year and looked forward to going to thomson plaza/united square for our lunches on saturdays. it's real fun to have you 2 in the team. it's a real blessing to have you guys in the team and you possess the determination strong enough to win a medal for cjc. u guys can do it man! have faith yea. do it for charles and me k. to rebecca: hey.. thanks for all your chirpiness and fun-loving attitude. it's been great knowing you and having you as a close friend. thanks for all your kindness towards me and the team. i can't imagine cjc canoeing team without you. you've got the potential to win a medal too.. (dammit, everyone has potential to win a medal) so train hard and strive for that gold yea? thank you again for all of your time this year and the last. to daniel: you've done a great job as a captain. dun worry it's none of your fault that we are quitting. it's just us. thank you for all your sacrifices you've made for the team. i really appreciate your generosity and friendship. to denys: classmates for 2 years huh.. haha.. i guess we'll be seeing more of each other. but thanks for teaching me more about canoeing and to love the sport. you are like my bigger bro to me and i'll always look up to you yea? do well in your k1 and i hope to see you take home something for nationals! to zhen han: nzh, thanks for taking the train home with me after every training. you've been a great friend and a great partner last year. thanks to you, i've learnt many things. haha.. both good and bad. =P you too, are invaluable to the team. train hard and strive to achieve a medal! i'll be looking forward to see u receive ur prize. to yong shen: strong man! you are really good at canoeing. you'd better get a medal or else you treat me lunch yea. haha.. kidding. thank you for your friendship and kindness bro. to eugene: you are damn lame.. even surpassing my lameness. it's been great knowing you since first three months and you've been a wonderful friend to me. caring for me and all.. really appreciate it. study hard and train hard yea? to rachel: you too have the potential.. use it to achieve your goals yea. i'm sorry if i've been cold to you these few months. but thanks for your friendship and bus ride accompaniments during our last year's training. to joseph and jason: hey!! you 2 are a real couple haha.. that's y i put you 2 together. thank you both for your kindness and friendship. it's been a real fun experience with you guys in the team.. train hard in your t2s yea? really hope to see u 2 shaking hands with bro paul when u win in your event yea? lastly, both of us won't be leaving you behind for d boating race on sun, we'll be there. i'm juz so sorry we couldn't make it for any of your trainings.. really.. cjc canoeing team is like a 2nd family to me. i really hate to go, but i have to.. i'm sorry again. make us proud yea? i love you guys! ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ charles' letter: Dearest Friends Well guys, when I first came back to canoeing, I never dreamed of this happening. Well, I probably wasn’t prepared for what was going to hit me this year. J2 really sucks… I can’t seem to handle all the work and stress. Canoeing has been a major part of my JC life… but things are gonna be different now. Maybe J2 is just so screwed up that I can’t even enjoy canoeing while I do studies. Some of you may have realised that ben and I kind of lost our drive ever since SDBA. Then the CTs start coming closer and so does the Nationals. Well, I guess everyone has their own priorities and so we chose studies. That’s why you never see us at land training. This attitude I had then led to me skipping some water trainings, not just because of studies, but because I simply didn’t want to go. Well, at this point of time, I have lost all my drive and I don’t feel like going training at all. In addition to the lack of drive, I am starting to see the results of missing training as my race is becoming slower. Well, I am not someone to blame my partner and I believe that we are slower because of the fact that we have been slacking… A LOT… My race is K2 500m, and for those who don’t know, this is one of the toughest races out there. At our present condition, there is no way that we can even make it to the finals. Well, it’s been fun training with all you guys. I will always remember all the good and bad times, the conflicts and the laughs we shared. You guys have been my closest friends in CJC. I’m sorry that this had to happen but things were just bad and so it had to come to this. Glenn and nick, train hard… You guys have improved a lot since SDBA and I know that you have a gd chance in the nationals. Do us K2 rowers proud… You didn’t have a chance to prove yourself in SDBA and so now is the time for you to show. Zhen Han, Eugene and Yong Shen, gd luck in your t1s. You guys have been training a lot too and let’s all hope it all pays off. Zhen han, you better stop slacking during races. It’s bad to follow us. Jason and Joseph, t2 500 is a tough event and so you guys better train hard. You have missed quite a few trainings due to your problems (injuries etc.) and so you better make up for it. Joseph, thanks for being a wonderful vice cap. Rachel, you have showed that you have the ability to win and so continue to train hard and upgrade that bronze into something better. Becky, cross country was over a long time ago so better switch to canoeing already. Go and win something. Denys, 3 years already…. better get something this year. Don’t be like me and play FFXI the whole day. You have the ability to win lah… just overcome that barrier and treat competition like training. Hopefully, you can bring back something. Last but not least, Daniel. This year was quite rocky for the whole team. The job of captain is hard and having people like me in the team doesn’t make the job easier. I just want to say sorry for all the trouble that I caused. Although there are some things that I do not agree on, if I have made your life miserable then I’m sorry. Train hard and make sure that personal training with cher will pay off. Well, I guess that’s it. Good luck in the Nationals and try to bring back 4th place. CJ CANOEIST WOOSH!!!! Sincerely, Charles ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------ i hate to see things end this way, i'm truly sorry. KICKED ASS AT 6/09/2004 12:05:00 AM. m i always that unlucky? it's happening too frequently. i guess God's calling me into priesthood. KICKED ASS AT 6/08/2004 11:22:00 PM. did u cast a spell on me? y am i so bothered about all of these then? oh no.. dun tell me... it's happening again? KICKED ASS AT 6/07/2004 07:27:00 PM. i regretted what i said this morning.. sorry. You with the sad eyes Don't be discouraged Oh I realize It's hard to take courage In a world full of people You can lose sight of it all And the darkness inside you Can make you feel so small But I see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow Show me a smile then, Don't be unhappy, can't remember When I last saw you laughing If this world makes you crazy And you've taken all you can bear You call me up Because you know I'll be there And I'll see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow (When I last saw you laughing) If this world makes you crazy And you've taken all you can bear You call me up Because you know I'll be there And I'll see your true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors true colors true colors Shining through I see your true colors And that's why I love you So don't be afraid to let them show Your true colors True colors are beautiful, Like a rainbow u made me miserable yesterday. i've had had enough. you can kiss our friendship goodbye. muack. KICKED ASS AT 6/07/2004 03:16:00 PM. it's all finished!! done............................ KICKED ASS AT 6/07/2004 10:01:00 AM. bro's wedding today.. come to think of it, i'll miss him. no one to complain to, no one to disturb, sigh..maybe life goes on. it's difficult to accept new environments and new conditions. but it's juz part and parcel of life. people come n go.. the person i've been seeing in the house everyday for the past 18 years will suddenly disappear and move to another apartment. cj band today.. was ooookay.. =) i absolutely hate the conductor.. that's the main reason why i didn't join band in the 1st place. he sucks. how can a person suddenly stop a song halfway and say there's some technical fault? he's not professional at all. poor sophie. haha.. worrying her guts out throughout the day. her situation gave me a nostalgic feeling. she reminds me of me when i was in the band last time. (yes u heard it right. i WAS in sji band) i miss all the bond we had together. life was juz so... well.. un-lonely. now, you are all alone. no one to die together with. (not in the literal sense) but ya.. weird. sophie, u remind me of me. hahaha.. moving on. . . . . . . . . . KICKED ASS AT 6/06/2004 12:11:00 AM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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