 (photoshopped by ME hor.) That's right! CHRISTMAS IS COMING! (colours inspired by JOCHEBED TAN SHAN MIN) i've got tonnes of christmas wishes for santa claus this year. and i do hope i've been nice not naughty enough to have them granted! :) 2006 has really been a headache for me. mainly because of army. i hope santa gives all the army camps a "guide to gay sex" book for each and everyone inside cuz everyone's so gay. but.. all's well that ends well! i'm outta camp so i don't get the guidebook! *aww* good luck to those doing guard duty on christmas night. you've earned it! :D I and in 5 more days, i'll be able to walk! (i hope..) countdown with me ppl! :) and have a Merry Shopping Christmas Sales Month! KICKED ASS AT 11/18/2006 12:00:00 AM.
I CAN'T WAIT TILL I TURN 21!that's right.. my birthday's coming soon! REAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLLLYYYYYYYYYYYYYY soon.. like 4.5 months soon :D you can start planning for my surprise birthday party soon! :DKICKED ASS AT 11/16/2006 01:35:00 PM. sessbom, sessbom, you'r my sessbom. (person with lisp singing sexbomb.) KICKED ASS AT 11/16/2006 11:08:00 AM. I should lay off blogging about worx, ah bengs and such for a while, i'm quite sick of it already, aren't you? let's talk about music! HOW CAN PEOPLE STAND TECHNO? OH, I know why! cuz they're AH BENGS! but i already said i should not talk about them. so let's give them a code word: worxers. BUT I ALSO CANNOT TALK ABOUT WORX! man.. it's gonna be a tough one.. let's give them.... Ah Beng's Right to Sell Music. ABRSM. (currently i've got something against ABRSM, so there you go.) ABRSM shall be the code word. in case you don't know what ABRSM is, i'll give you 5 mins to google it and check it out. k your 5 mins are up. back to my current topic. HOW CAN PEOPLE STAND TECHNO? OH, I know why! cuz they're AH B.. i mean.. ABRSM! Ah ha! :D sorry la i'm on budget so you get low quality songs to listen to. (this is already the mildest of all techno songs so you should thank me) anyway.. yea.. would you rather listen to THAT or this. OF COURSE YOU'LL SAY THE 2ND ONE RIGHT? otherwise, you shouldn't even be here ABRSM. go listen to your techno music at your void deck lar. where was I? oh ya. how can you stand the loud repetitive bass number, the loud repetitive accompaniment, and the loud bryan adams wannabe? even the artist's name is damn ABRSM. there's a mood for every type of music BUT NOT THIS ONE! except for techno clubs.. which i feel the government SHOULD close it down, sell the DAMN club, and stop raising GST. DAMN.. I ended up talking about them again. When will this end?! KICKED ASS AT 11/14/2006 11:52:00 AM. to those who find my previous post offensive.. I'M SORRY.. 1. that you ever used that forbidden word "worx" before 2. that you are an ah beng/lian. 3. that you frequently use "worx" on your XiAO baO BEi. 4. that you sound like an ewok in star wars. 5. that your vocabulary is extremely limited. 6. that you have no vocabulary at all. 7. that you worship the worx god. 8. that you have epilepsy 9. for you. there. i've said it. PLEASE STOP USING THAT WORD! i get the goosebumps just reading it. AND PLEASE DON'T USE IT ON ME! or better yet. PLEASE DON'T USE IT ON ANYONE! if you need exorcism, call me. i should have posted this before the IMF/world bank congress, the economy would have been way better if not for worx. if you're guilty of it, there's always pills available in the pharmacy for you.  worx. KICKED ASS AT 11/12/2006 09:21:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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