 don't pin your hopes too high ben.. it's not worth it. KICKED ASS AT 11/11/2004 11:57:00 PM.
The One With prom nite.from the makers of the anti-depression package, comes a new deal! introducing our very own..prom nite package! that's right folks! are you tired of the hassle of preparing and looking for the right stuff for prom? are you tired of running around our tiny orchard road only to realise that the clothes aren't suited for you or your wallet? are you tired of having just 5 days to prepare for prom? are you tired of william hung!? 
well we (me) are, that's why we have come up with our package which suits every student body from the geeks to the geekiers! the package allows you to choose the 3 differents portrayals of yourself to fit your image! package includes.. 1) the kopitiam kid: this package includes an armamy singlet, a pair of hugo employee boxers, slippers from guuchee, a slick relac watch and The Newpaper for accessories! OR:- 2) the metro-sexual "man": package includes a georgio armani fur coat, a pink hugo boss tee, pants and leather shoes from gucci, a tag heuer watch, mascara, a stick on tattoo of your favourite backstreet boy, a session at mary chia slimming center and a male counterpart to accompany and entertain you throughout the night! OR:- 3) the relac-one-corner guy: package includes tee shirt and shorts. for the plain and boring you! why wait?! call now and you'll also receive a free hairstyling at your nearest barber! wait! there's more! if you call now, you'll also receive a handy handbook on "how to survive prom nite" by our very own local writer, See Gin Na who experienced it all! not convinced? here's what our local students remarked about our package! "yes! the chicks kept coming up to me asking for my number! it's the prom package that makes me look more chic to the chicks!" -xiao bai lian, cjc "yes! after signing up for the package, i definitely was the talk of the town! everyone couldn't take their eyes off me. it's like.. i'm a superstar! -emcee king, acjc "affirmative. the so-called package has allowed me to fraternize with the "sociable" subjects and i could perform extensive researches and experiments on those puny human beings" -iam gee k, phd fsc etc, rjc how much is it you may ask? you can get one of the 3 above package for just a mere $0.99! it's like.. free lor! (n.b refer to previous entry about comic on bobbin.) so why wait?! call now and place your order at 1800-you-got-conned and we'll deliver it to your doorstep in 50 days or your money back! we're expecting you! ... really. PLEASE CALL!! PUHHHHLEEEZEEE......... the company is not responsible for your rejection into the hotel and your stupidity. goods sold are non-refundable and non-exchangable. KICKED ASS AT 11/10/2004 10:21:00 PM. prom nite photos are up. check them out here. KICKED ASS AT 11/10/2004 07:59:00 PM. PLEASE STAY, MAH BABE... who knows when we'll dance again?  and i don't want to know regret  i'd do all that i can just to get you to STAY. MAH BABE... who knows when we'll dance again? and i don't want to say goodbye cuz who knows where we'll be after tonight?  KICKED ASS AT 11/10/2004 03:47:00 PM. i wasted one blog entry to say.. I HATE YOU. KICKED ASS AT 11/08/2004 04:05:00 PM. 17 more days! KICKED ASS AT 11/08/2004 10:24:00 AM. we danced again last night, it was a slow dance, by jove, they were playing our music! you were so beautiful last night. so captivating was your beauty that i couldn't believe i was dancing with you. you couldn't imagine how happy and contented i was. i wanted so much to take away all your sadness away from you, drown you in your own world of esctasy.. i wanted so much to hold you so tight and squeeze all the pain you have in you. i could see it in your eyes. those tears, those sadness.. but i was impatient, i was eagerly waiting for the next step in the slow dance. i didn't savour the time we took to dance, how beautiful you were last night, and how your voice soothed my ears. the song ended and it was time to say goodbye. we bowed and you disappeared leaving me with no memories of you.. no trace at all. leaving me to regret every last minute of our time spent together. it's the third time i've been fooled again. but i still continue to be fooled by you. why? this morning, you told me something which i hoped never to hear from you again. yes you did. and now, i'm weeping in dreaded sorrow.. regretting ever to dance with you last night. i've lost again. ---- nice story eh? KICKED ASS AT 11/07/2004 01:36:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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