TOW: dreams, are just dreams... yea right.i had a weird dream last night. i dreamt that i brought a barley drink out of my school canteen.. when i was walking up the stairs, michael tan, aka white shorts/code white, who was one level above me caught me doing it, so he told me to see him while he walked down to find me. knowing i was gonna get caught for my long n spiked hair, i ran towards the other direction. the rest of the dream was all fuzzy, all i could remember was yolanda jumping around, and both of us running away from michael tan, aka white shorts/code white.something tells me that it's gonna happen. KICKED ASS AT 9/10/2004 10:11:00 PM.
TOW: life goes on.hmm.. no time to feel depressed. weird.. it's like a levels have taken a toll on me. i'm so atuned to passing that i don't have time to sort my feelings out but to leave it aside till after my exams. it's like, i felt devastated yesterday, but i didn't have time to go through the full cycle of depression before moving on. all these happen because of prelims drawing ever so near. am i getting more and more materialistic that i have to become numb to my feelings? in a way, it's good i guess. time waits for no man and that includes feeling depressed. hmm.. having studied psychology a little, i'm not sure if this will add up and cause a fatal situation in future, but i guess i'll take the risk albeit knowing the consequences. it's like i'm a guinea pig to myself. trying out possible solutions on myself. all i know now is that 7 years of friendship is enough for me. it is definitely getting nowhere. i'm sorry if i've not been there for you and all, but i had enough already.. salvaging is a possibility but i have 2 choices: either wait for the other's initiative, or i'd put it off in future. when i have a heart made of solid metal with a specific heat capacity of 1,000,000 J/kg/K, dunno, like 10,000 years later? when i have eye cataracts and have amnesia for a lifetime, i might just make friends with you, all over again. no i'm not running away, i'm just procrastinating. something which i am best at doing.KICKED ASS AT 9/09/2004 04:07:00 PM.
TOW: some kpo idiot. enuff saidsome kpo idiot: pray tell ben! what happened to you today?me: oh i went to take a test. ski: wow! issit some manhood test? me: no you idiot. a pilot test. ski: ohhhh.. how to pilot a dragon test? me: your head larh. it's a RSAF pilot test. BEFORE YOU ASK, it's REPUBLIC OF SINGAPORE AIR FORCE pilot test. ski: oh.. train you how to use F=ma in air issit? me: screw you. don't make me feel worse already. ski: but i'm not screw, and besides, where can you get a screwdriver in this dingy place? me: up your as* (sorrie all you younger than 18 viewers, if not for you, i'd have shown the full content of this convo) ski:(attempting to ...) i can't find no screwdriver! me: search deeper. you almost got it. i hate people who take things literally. wait a minute, that means i hate myself then.. DAMN.. KICKED ASS AT 9/07/2004 03:54:00 PM.
TOW: friends.so no one told you cj was going to be this way,your math's a joke, you're broke, your love life's CMI. it's like u're always stuck with michael tan, and that it hasn't been your day since you got caught by tan jek suan, but, i'll be there for you, like when you're late for school. i'll be there for you, when you jio me to play pool. i'll be there for you, cuz you're there for me too............. you're still in bed at 10, though school began at 8, you'll need an mc or you'll have to be there late. your mother scolded you to sleep early, but you didn't listen and instead you hooked up girls on irc, and i'll be there for you, when jek suan catches you i'll be there for you, like when you bought your dunk shoes i'll be there for you, cuz you're there for me too............. no one could ever know me, no one could ever see me, seems you're the only one who knows, what it's like to be me. someone to run away with, dodge away from michael tan with, someone i'll always laugh with, even at my worst i'm best with youuuuu yea. it's like u're always stuck with michael tan, and that it hasn't been your day since you got caught by tan jek suan, KICKED ASS AT 9/06/2004 10:36:00 PM.
TOW: i know ayumi.i saw ayumi at pretty at tokyo taking neoprints the other day.don't believe??? y not? i show u! 
now do you believe? you do? stupid. it's just my friend who has an uncanny resemblance to ayu. KICKED ASS AT 9/06/2004 03:19:00 PM.
TOW: darlee in the pic.heylo.. if u recall in my imagestation picture, there's this photo which looks a tinsy bit like this:
msn convo: loco; dun do this to me..not now syas : why m i not in e pic! loco; dun do this to me..not now syas: slut! .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: cuz.... .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: u were out fooling ard i think loco; dun do this to me..not now syas: ...-( .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: aww .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: dun be sad loco; dun do this to me..not now syas: v sad .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: u wan to be in the pic arh .ben tan han kun. i wanna grow old with U! says: say so la loco; dun do this to me..not now syas: of cos i wan la loco; dun do this to me..not now syas: =( ----------------------------------------- VERY GOOD, just name it n it's yours! with the help of my amateur photoshop skills, 
you're welcome darlee. KICKED ASS AT 9/06/2004 01:41:00 AM.
TOW: depressed?depressed? feeling down and out? feel like the weight of the world is upon you? wife/husband ain't givin' it to u tonight? EXAMS?don't worry! thanks to the creative crew (actually it's only me), we(me), have come up with the ultimate solution for all you depressed beings out there! introducing, the ultimate anti-depression package! yes that's right, you heard me right. there's actually an anti-depression package! one to end all your woes and demolish any last bit of depression in you! satisfaction guarenteed! it will leave u feeling SHIOK SHIOK! "yes, the results were guarenteed indeed! i was feeling much better after that!"-barney the dinosaur. "elmo loves this package, elmo will buy for zoe if she's feeling depressed." -elmo from sesame street. but don't take it from us, try it yourself! package includes: 1. panadol pills, the more doses you take, the merrier! 2. full series of southpark cartoons! 3. full series of barney and friends! 4. an inflatable barney balloon, which comes with a baseball bat for you to hit till your heart's content! 5. expired chocolates from cadbury! (not available in supermarkets) 6. a gun of your choice. 7. 1-time entry to the suntec city rooftop terrace. all for a mere cost: your life savings! (why would you need it anyway?) don't hesitate! call now to place your order at 1900-suicide. our operators are standing by! or you can order one online at www.i-just-ripped-you-off.com !* and packages are stamped with ben's approved seal, accept no imitations! CALL NOW! *delivery charges apply. KICKED ASS AT 9/05/2004 01:00:00 AM.
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