 whassup ppl! be awed n inspired at the latest entry of the ReD|cuLousLy siMpLe bLOg! i'm terribly sorry abt yesterday's disappointing entry manx.. dumb blog so stupid one sometimes.. sighx.. so today's an update of yesterday's blog! ok ok.. yesterday... i didn't pon schooL!.. surprise surprise.. quick! go buy 4D today!.. sure strike 1st prize.. n u'll haf to split 50-50 wif me ya.. thanks alot man!.. =) anywayx.. pls curb ur excitment.. cuz the fun hasn't even started yet.. =) ok.. so there.. wuz in school.. i attended the 1st period onli.. ( which is some nonsense period called civics... ) anythewayx.. someone from my class ( namely melvyn ) wanted to pon the rest of school to go eat roti prata at the ard pierce reservoir.. so the 2 of us.. ( namely me n jing how ) joined him in the great escape out of school.. ey.. it ain't easy ok.. ok ok.. here's the scenario.. in CJC there're about 4 exits to our roti prata freedom.. 2 is located at the front gate right under bro paul's office ( n his nose ).. that gate leads us directly to a busstop where we can make a quick getaway.. one is situated at the side of the school where the canteen supplies come in.. ( it's locked then though. ) the last gate is located at the area beside the track.. where there's a longgggggg n exposed road which leads to the busstop too.. onli.. the pe teachers will get really physical if they saw us running down the slope.. +) guess which route we took.. well the 1st route of course! we craved for adventure man!.. also we wanted to get ourselves hungry so tt we can chiong all the roti pratas.. yea.. luckily we weren't spotted n luckily there wuz our bus waiting there for us =) man u shld've seen the look on the passengers' faces when we climbed the bus.. it wuz an expression i'll neva forget.. +) ok.. so we went to haf our breakfast of roti prata.. man.................... it wuz heaven there i tell ya.. woah.. the smell.. the taste.. i felt like eating there for the rest of my life.... surprisingly.. melvyn ate more than the both of us ( jing how n me ) combined.. n sadly.. jing how ate less than me.. ( how is that possible??? that's a mystery i've yet to solve.. ) ok.. anyway.. we took the wrong bus ( we were supposed to go to orchard after that.. ) after our breakfast n we ended up in toa payoh.. -___-.. so we decided to make the best use of our trip.. we headed to the library to slack n enjoy the aircon.. +) we slacked all the way till 12 n headed back to school to play bball with our classmates.. oh.. the going into school part wuz easy.. we juz ran inside. =) yea.. after that.. a grp of us went to le meridian to play lan.. wuz a super waste of time.. but ain't tt wad lan is about? anyway.. after that.. we took an express bus home.. ( which i didn't pay for.. shhhh.. ) n it took us onli 15 mins to reach home!!! ( out of the usual 1 hr ).. yea.. that wuz basically it.. yeap! wuz kinda dumb i noe.. but hey.. i noe u come here for the cheap thrills rite.. so there u go! =) moral: pon school onli when ur teacher doesn't know of ur existence in school.. KICKED ASS AT 2/26/2003 09:08:00 PM. harloZ.. we at ReD|ciLousLy siMpLe bLOg are happy to welcome u back to yet another eggxiting edition of ben's life.. to date.. we haf 130 counts of ppl who even BOTHER to step into this website.. for that i THANK YOU... mua mua mua.. BUT er... 1 thing is missing there.. how come i haf 130 hit counts n i onli haf less than 10 guestbk entries..?!? hey.. come on.. be fair.. u read my nonsense, i read ur nonsense.. is tt too much to ask for? sighx.. for some of u u mite say. " where got??? " well. u really can't miss it!! (unless u r cock eyed..this i suggest u refrain from visiting this site again for as long as u live.. ) it's under the link: u can't leave without signing my book of criticisms! arrrxxx... due to technical problems.. ( which is.. i accidentally deleted off a whole chunk of my words... ) i am DAMN lazy to even repeat wad i wrote.. hehe.. sorrie!!!... =) shall tel u tmr.. KICKED ASS AT 2/25/2003 10:14:00 PM. arlO arlO.. after a few days of absence.. seemed like some ppl missed me.. ( or maybe juz missed my lame jokes.. ) wadeva it is.. juz missed my blog rite? so.. welcome back all u bLOg^heaDs to the ReD|cuLousLy siMpLe n humbLe home of ben's blog! guess wad.. today i've made the second best decision in the whole wide world ( that's right.. from the Chi N of A left across the U S of A ) since this year started: i skipped school! ( now doesn't tt sound familiar? refer to [2/20/2003 5:15:02 PM | ben tan] line 3 ).. yea woke up at 11 today! alright man.. learn from the master.. n u will go far my young padawan.. sorry folks.. no BANG today.. cuz i 1) slept without my phone 2) my bro didn't come home last nite.. =) woke up.. clean n fresh! all thanks to carefree pantyliners!... errr... opps.. where did tt come from? nanana.. juz clean n fresh.. all thanks to whisper ultrathin.. wtf?! errr juz woke up la ok? =) yea.. saw abit of the gramys.. man.. neva even heard of this norah jones idert n she gets 5 awards!.. poor avril lavigne.. sighx.. dun worry! u'll alwiz be better than her in my heart!!! =) juz let me be ur sk8er boi man =) ( i jux spotted an oxymoron.. ) anyway.. didn't even bother to see the doc.. then i convinced my mom to let me watch a movie.. since it's for free! thanx to my aunt.. =) hehe... free loader aren't i.. yea.. hmm.. went to yishun for a movie wif my cousin.. watched shanghai knights.. damn crappy.. fann wong is so slutty.. need i say more? the onli nice thing abt the show is owen wilson.. ( folks tt doesn't imply tt i'm gay ok.. ) wad i mean is.. he's juz damn corney n lame n lucky.. how come he gets all the girls... =( he gets fann licking him somemore!!!! sighx.. ( nope nope.. i'm still in love wif avril dun worry.. ) then after the show we bummed ard at junction 8.. n it wuz at that moment.. a thought struck me.. *flash of lightning..* i wuz thinking if i shld go for lesbians!!!... hmmmmm....... yea.. well.. i sorta found out tt lesbians r HOT.. err.. juz tt.. they r juz wasting their beauty for ppl of their own gender.. so.. i made a bet wif my cousin.. tt if i can make a lesbian straight.. he'll haf to treat me to lunch.. (namely fish & co. ) so.. all u lesbians out there.. help me out wun ya? +) crazy but.. wad haf i to lose rite? yea.. so well.. went home.. stoned ard.. n well.. juz another piece of news.. the girl i wuz tlking abt in [2/14/2003 5:41:57 PM | ben tan] rite.. i guess she's now attached (not to me duh..).. so well.. best of luck to her ya.. take care n gd nite folks! moral: if u can't beat 'em, beat the lesbians! ..... -___- KICKED ASS AT 2/24/2003 10:09:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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