 cuz i m slim shady.. i'm back, i'm back~~~ =P yeapXX! i'm back in MAINLAND SINGAPORE LIAO!!.. u can go clear the cobwebs off ur head now if u were stuck wif the computer constantly clicking on the "refresh" button to see if i updated yet hee =P expedition wuz grrrrrrr8!! but i''m damn tired now la.. cuz i didn't get to sleep well the past few days.. -__- nvm la.. i gotta noe lots more abt others during da camp!! =D haha.. n found out tt i'm qt stupid!!! cuz everybdy keeps saying i'm stuuuuupidddd... =( pei pei call me toot somemoreeee... *hurtx*.. =P nvm la wuz damn fun being wif them.. learnt how to play canoe polo n beach volleyball!!! yay.. thinking of setting up a canoe polo team man! haha.. weird?? na.. cuz we noe tt we will get at least top 3 positions.. cuz there r onli 2 schools competing till date!! =P i also had SYNCHRONISED biting 4rm da ants in sis' island!!! =( cuz i din noe i wuz sleeping on an anthill one nite.. so couldn't sleep in tt nite... phui.. yeapx!!.. really enjoyed it!! thanks 4 making it memorable guys!! *grinz* KICKED ASS AT 6/21/2003 09:45:00 PM. YoZZa.. today wuz kinda depressing fer me la.. budden wuz qt ok after dat.. hrmz.. yup.. got awaken by my phone this morning.. it wuz rebecca asking me if i wanna go to beach road wif a few other canoeing peeps n get stuff for ExPediTioN (btw, i wuz be IN singapore 4rm tmr till sat, so for those who eat my blog, drink my blog, sleep my blog, shit my blog, u wun get anything 4 3 days k? dun feel depressed!! =D)yepx.. ya.. wuz too lazy to get up at tt time too cuz laz nite it rained like mad n the weather wuz purrrrrrfect for sleeping lo.. wuz also reading my all time fav comic bk, Calvin and Hobbes.. y do i alwiz haf this feeling tt i'm like an alter-ego of calvin? heh kk.. met up wif rachael to take e bus together.. i learnt something 4rm tt trip ya noe? CLEO mags r qt nice to read!! haha.. na la.. but i wuldent wanna spend my precious money on it.. =D yepx.. met up at golden mile hawker centre n had my brunch there.. wan tan mian.. =D not exactly appetizing but it wuz wad's decent.. anyway.. we went there n saw.. HOUGANG soon kuey and HOUGANG porridge.. -__- u mean i went all da way there juz to eat HOUGANG soon kuey n porridge? no way sia.. i'd rather eat a proper one of a kind BEACH ROAD fish slices than eat those 4rm HOUGANG.. -__- u think so exotic izzit.. to haf HOUGANG soon kuey in BEACH ROAD.. -__- ay mi arms r tired after typing all these nonsense.. heh yepx.. then we went ard buying stuff needed 4 expedition.. i didn't buy anything in e end cuz i had everything i needed liao.. so dun need to waste my money buying it.. the canoeing peeps r really farnie peeps ar... -__- rebecca reminds me of DORY 4rm FINDING CHEEKO.. err NEMO.. joseph's reminds me of a malay boi cuz he says he likes eating malay food.. -__- TRAINING.. -__- the main event of the day.. din do any exercise today except for rowing.. hmm.. @ first i started out wif rowing a k2 wif Si Yuen... so in the end we capped twice at the entrance w/o even getting to the 2 bridges.. -__- in the end i wuz put into a t1 n paddled all the way to the bridge.. heh.. the coach had to adjust the boat cuz got probs wif it.. when si yuen got into the boat wif me.. we capped another 4 or 5 times.. -__- grrx... so pissed off liao.. n the coach also.. heh.. so he put me wif my senior (hehe, k la k la.. shall not say senior.. say.. A CERTAIN INDIVIDUAL.. heh.. pei pei la.. =D).. n si yuen wif rachael.. si yuen capped a few more times wif rachael too... so he wuz put into a k1 by himself.. at tt time i wuz damn cold n scared i'll cap again.. haha cuz i haf to get myself onto the boat wif the coach constantly scolding me.. then pei pei... being the NICE senior she is, encouraged me la.. haha.. she said tt capping is normal n stuff n tt we wun cap cuz of her... haha.. in the end we capped abt 3 times too.. but wuz nt bad la.. cuz i felt safer wif pei pei than si yuen.. haha thankiew!! =D yup! the stupid sea kept reflecting the sunlight onto us n we were blinded by da sunlight.. haha.. ya la.. i got SLIGHTLY betta cuz of pei pei haha.. thanks! trng ended earlie today.. so get to reach home earlie!! =D yupxx.. tt's my day today.. ya take care k? =D ps... i wan to eat pizza!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! argh.. KICKED ASS AT 6/18/2003 08:08:00 PM. hahahahaha.. sabby.. sorry i kopped this 4rm ur site! =D If I were a month I would be: DECEMBER... if i were 2 months i would add: march hehe.. If I were a day of the week I would be: SATURDAY If I were a time of day I would be: 3am If I were a planet I would be: SATURN If I were a sea animal I would be: dolphin! =D If I were a direction I would be: NoRtH! If I were a piece of furniture I would be: a BED If I were a historical figure I would be: myselF! If I were a liquid I would be: copper (II) sulphate..! i dunno juz lyke e colour! If I were a stone, I would be: a RUBY If I were a tree, I would be: a mustard tree If I were a bird, I would be: a sparrow If I were a tool, I would be: a useful tool .=P If I were a flower/plant, I would be: a VENUS FLYTRAP.. If I were a kind of weather, I would be: SNOWING!!! If I were a mythical creature, I would be: a cenataur If I were a musical instrument, I would be: a saxxxx If I were an animal, I would be: a human being If I were a color, I would be: Red BRIGHT RED If I were an emotion, I would be: destiny's child If I were a vegetable, I would be: carrot! If I were a sound, I would be: music If I were an element, I would be: dunno.. hydrogen? If I were a car, I would be: a LEXUS or PERGEOT car If I were a song, I would be: Evanesense: BRING ME TO LIFE.. If I were a movie, I would be directed by: steven spielberg If I were a book, I would be written by: stephen ambrose! If I were a food, I would be: hmmm.. ROJAK! If I were a place, I would be: park.. hehe... =D If I were a material, I would be: metal If I were a taste, I would be: SWEET.................................. choco sweet tt is If I were a scent, I would be: georgio armani! If I were a religion, I would be: a roman catholic If I were a word, I would be: a word If I were an object, I would be: a computerrrr If I were a body part I would be: =D If I were a facial expression I would be: =D If I were a subject in school I would be: history!! If I were a cartoon character I would be: the powerpuff gurls!! If I were a shape I would be: circle If I were a number I would be: 666 KICKED ASS AT 6/16/2003 11:01:00 PM. haRLo... today like neva do work liddat.. damn tired.. got loads of training ar.. today i took a k1!!!... grrrr.. so unstable 1.. i capped a grand total of 26 TIMES!!! 26 time WCW champion!!! =P sigh.. this sucks man.. got cut by lots of rocks when i capped there.. so the feeling now is like somebdy juz whipped me n the slash marks r still there plus the open wound is HOT... sigh.. show me a person who dares to put salt into my wound and i show u a person who hates his own life.. ya.. MARISSA pang seh me.. =( she neva go 4 trng in the end.. sigh.. so sad.. budden the CHOH YIN WAI damn kp... haiiii... today wuz damn slack for us who did the k la.. oh man.. i can still feel the waves now lo.. this sux..hai.. moral: if u didn't get wad i said juz now.. i meant U BETTA NOT PUT SALT INTO MY WOUND!!!... thank you very much and haf a nice day! KICKED ASS AT 6/16/2003 09:41:00 PM. I AM... THE JACKAL... "Your origins are un-known. With a head locked into a metal cage, you are the right hand of the Devil himself. Known as the Kaldicuck, you are nothing but teeth and claws, you are the beast of the number 666. Tracking and killing all those in the deepest bowels of Hell who remain unforgiven. You are the first sign of the Black Zodiac..." > What sign of the Black Zodiac are you? brought to you by Quizilla KICKED ASS AT 6/16/2003 09:32:00 PM. hrmx.. hey, how about another edition of the red|iculously simple blog? yummy? wan more? hereeeeeeeeeeeee.............. ay yesterday wuz changing the format of my blog.. budden run into alotta problems la.. so cannot update it.. heh.. i wan ur comments on my new format k? =D ya.. i had classes in the morning yesterday n trng in the afternoon.. orh.. did i mention INTENSE trng? i almost died ar.. then daniel n i came up wif this song to keep us company while we train.. this song is sung to the tune of barney the dinosaur's "i love you" n it's dedicated to all the die hard fans of PAIN... here goes: " I LOVE PAIN, PAIN LOVES ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY. DOING LEG RAISE, PUSH UPS FOR SEVEN SECONDS. WON'T U SAY PAIN LOVES ME TOO?" yayaya.. woteva u say can't deny the fact tt i'm lame.. heh.. ya... didn't go 4 moses' "social gathering" cuz i wuz dead beat liao.. damn tired.. so i headed home.. i didn't bathe n i juz got on the bus.. stinking up the whole bus n leaving the seat qt wet.. heh.. i'll neva do tt again sia.. =P today... got up to watch POWERPUFF GURLS again!.. dis time i watched the episode b4 on cartoon network liao so not tt farnie.. anywayx.. i met marissa on msn after tt we decided to go out to study wif daniel.. ya.. i got SOME SOME SOME work done.. ( u may think tt when i put alotta SOME, it means i did ALOT of work.. but trust me, i wuz exaggerating.. ) haha.. then we went for a movie.. one of the worst n silliest horror movie of all time.. Ju'On.. omg.. it's so freakingly lame lo.. n somemore we watched the 9.10pm show la.. hai.. then we walked mar mar home n along the way we tlked abt ghosts n stuff haha.. to freak ourselves out.. hmm.. ya.. my mom's kinda angry for reaching home late also la... ya.. reached home at abt 12.30am.. heh.. anyway.. when i took the lift rite.. it stopped at the 5th floor la.. i seriously dunno whye.. when i got out i wuz like.. ermm.. this does not look familiar leh.. then i realised it wuz juz the fifth floor.. i guess the stupid show has got me paranoid liao ar.. -__- hai.. nvm nvm.. pray tt i'll haf a gd nite's sleep ar.. or else i'll haunt u tonite mar n dan!!! i still cannot forget u picking up my fone n answering my mom k haha.... moral: dun lend ur phone to ppl who r bent on changing ur profiles.. hee KICKED ASS AT 6/15/2003 01:33:00 AM. |
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