 i've got a wisdom tooth, i've got a wisdom tooth! i felt it at my left side of my jaw and compared it to the right n I FELT IT. omg.. what if i have to surgically remove it? what if it grows so out of place that my teeth all fall out? what if i can't eat my favourite chocolate anymore? (godiva btw.. hint.) WHAT IF I TURN STUPID AFTER REMOVING IT? (like you know.. wisdom tooth, stupid..) what the heck, i'm really stupid.. WHAT IF I TURN RETARDED? (like you know.. wisdom tooth, stupid, retarded..) come to think of it.. i've already got white hair (tonnes of it btw), and now i've got a wisdom tooth.. i'm getting smarter and smarter each day. think there's a chance of me becoming the smartest guy on earth? stupid.. i think i'll be the ugliest person on earth. i wonder why did god plant wisdom teeth in people anyway? it's painful, totally useless, painful, irritating, out of place, painful.. the worst thing is, you don't even turn smarter with it.. i wonder why did people name it wisdom tooth anyway? i can understand why baby teeth is named as it is, and adult teeth.. BUT WISDOM TEETH? no link lar.. ok ok i hope it won't be a painful experience.. i'd rather have chicken pox than grow a wisdom tooth. WHICH brings me to another question. WHY CHICKEN POX? it doesn't look like a chicken, you don't look like a chicken, it doesn't taste like chicken, it didn't come from chickens (did it?), you won't cluck like a chicken.. WHY CHICKEN POX? it's like naming your daughter Yoshi Jap Lian.. TOTALLY NO LINK.. (inside joke, don't laugh) i can so imagine the DOCTOR (smart ass) who came up with the term chicken pox.. Son: daddy daddy! i got dots and dots n dots on my skin! n it's so itchy! dad(who is a doctor.. duh): ya it's called freckles you dimwit. quiet lar, i'm eating chicken rice, don't disturb me. son: but it's so itchy and i can't stop scratching it! dad: wa lau.. can you stop scratching in front of me while i'm eating? you're disgusting. k lar let me see... *dad's eyes open* dad: wa lau! what's this? i've never seen this before! it seems to be caused by the varicella-zoster virus (VZV), also known as human herpes virus 3 (HHV-3), one of the eight herpes viruses known to affect humans. It starts with conjunctival and catarrhal symptoms, moderate fever and then characteristic spots appearing in two or three waves, mainly on the body and head rather than the hands and becoming itchy raw pox (pocks), small open sores which heal mostly without scarring.* CHEH... nice eh? dad(cont.): it looks like the skin of the chicken i'm eating now. i know! i shall call it chicken pox! yay. i'm a genius. but i haven't found a cure yet.. so son, i'm afraid you're gonna die. son: nooooooooo..... this is nonsense.. i'm crapping. anyway the name may be derieved from: 1. the specks that appear looked as though the skin was picked by chickens, the disease was named after chick peas, from a supposed similarity in size of the seed to the lesions 2. Samuel Johnson suggested that the disease was "no very great danger," thus a "chicken" version of the pox 3. the term reflects a corruption of the Old English word, "giccin", which meant "itching" * ok ok .. maybe i should go sleep.. i'm hypertensing now. (no such word) *thanks wikipedia for your enlightenment, otherwise i have to think of some bombastic words to sound like a doctor. :) KICKED ASS AT 7/19/2006 10:35:00 PM. this weekend's been a traumatic one. 1) attended 3 masses. 2) all for the sake of the "thank you" announcement(i like to call it announcement and not a speech cuz what i wrote is way too immature to be labelled a "speech"), i had to endure minor humiliation (oi father tay, wad "good boy"? it's supposed to be meant for small aloy right?), and stand in front of the congregation, balls shrinking and making the announcement. oh well.. i'm glad all these events are over, but i'm not glad that tomorrow's monday. *SUNDAY NIGHT BLUES* ok, maybe you didn't really get what i just said.. let me explain it to you graphically.. (so a maths.. darn i miss it so much)  (note: mood swings subjected to change) get the picture? like the graph? i spent bloody 15 minutes to do that stupid thing ok. 1 minute on drawing the graph, the other 14 trying to remember how a graph should look like. one day, when i am free and i feel like it, i'll show you how to do differentiation for moods. it's THAT simple people! moving on.. that was what i've been feeling since 7 jan 2005 when i was first enlisted in to slav.. i mean.. army camp. it's incredible how long i've lasted and i'm still alive to tell the tale this day. army should probably have a 2 day work week and 5 day weekend instead of a 2 day weekend and a 5 day work week. AND while i'm getting there, why not suggest a few more things to add on to the "what army should be like" list? WHAT ARMY SHOULD BE LIKE: 1) 2 day work week and a 5 day weekend. 2) the lowest rank has the highest authority. 3) cut down NS to 1 week instead of 2 years. 4) push ups should be replaced with "write 50 lines eg. I WILL NOT CHAO KENG AGAIN" 5) pull up bars should be lowered. much lower.. 6) the time need for a gold in 2.4km run should be below 50 mins 7) get girls to be part of the NS experience! (if that happens, the previous 6 suggestions should be voided) that's about it.. i can't imagine a yoshi jap lian in army uniform marching up and down and everywhere.. (inside joke, don't laugh) while i'm at it.. (bitching that is..) i would also wanna say something.. i'm in love with someone but i haven't got the balls to say it out! cuz of the complications that may surface later! shucks.. i'm destined to stay that way.. maybe all these were meant to be.. ps. btw, if you didn't like the graph, i hope your right foot gets syphillis and your left, gnorrhoea (is that how you spell that?) KICKED ASS AT 7/16/2006 10:12:00 PM. |
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