Thursday, May 03, 2007
blog inspiration #387
a story not suitable for children's books:
A Fish That Wanted To Explore Land.
Timmy the Fish was a guppy. A happy little guppy. He always had friends swimming with him. One day, Timmy was bored and wanted to find something interesting to do. He looked through the glass of the fish tank and wondered to himself what it was like to go outside. So, Timmy decided to swim out of the tank to explore the land. Timmy tried his best to jump out of the tank and when he did,
he died.
THE END.
KICKED ASS AT 5/03/2007 09:47:00 AM.
blog inspiration #386
MUST ALL GUYS HAVE TO KNOW A LOT ABOUT SOCCER TO TALK TO EACH OTHER?
i hope not.
i was talking to my supervisor just now and other than soccer, WE TALKED ABOUT NOTHING WHATSOEVER. talk about having PR skills.
ok you caught me,
i know all about soccer as much as britney spears knows about rocket science:
practically ZIP.
ok maybe not that bad lah. i still play fifa 06 and won the league season.
it's like britney knows that rocket science is for rockets.
but that's a 2 year old game, played by 10 year old kids and maybe E'to.
i simply don't understand why guys like to sit in front of the tv and watch a match all through the 90 minutes. and when the score is nil, everyone complains.
"eh, boring lah this match"
my attention span is as much as 5 cm. whenever i TRY to sit down to watch a match, i'll eventually move over to eat, talk online, shing shong, etc.
that's how bad i can be.
why don't they just watch the highlights where everything there is GAO DIM. just switch on the tv and
GOAL!
score already.
maybe i should start memorising players in the soccer teams and start watching matches more often so that i can at least talk to my supervisor hor. and maybe i'll blog about my escapades in: in pursuit of SOCCER KNOWLEDGE. AYE SEH!
i haven't even written a second edition of WYS (bimbo shoes) yet.
i'll do it soon! paris hilton is within my grasp! WAHAHAHAHA...
i think talking crap about paris hilton and jay chou is more interesting than soccer.
no wonder i don't have any PR skills.
everyone loves paris hilton right?
but nobody loves jay chou lah.
KICKED ASS AT 5/03/2007 07:24:00 AM.
Monday, April 30, 2007
blog inspiration #385
jay chou can't sing. he's only good at acting emo.
but he jaywalks quite well tho'.
KICKED ASS AT 4/30/2007 10:19:00 PM.
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