blog inspiration #382today, while i was innocently walking down a block, a bird flew towards me and pecked my eyes. to me, birds pecking my eyes meant that i should blog. so here i am.lately, i seem to take kennysia.com's site with interest. either because his blog IS really funny, or i'm just too bored at work to find some other things to do. i could do a million and one things, i could watch family guy, eat ovaltine sweets, sweep the floor, feed the fish, save the world from evil dr. beebeebabeebu, find a wife at match.com, find a husband at match.com, save the world from the evil aH LiaNx, watch more family guy, eat more ovaltine sweets and get diabetes, offer to sweep other classes' floors, feed more fish, and save the world from my arch nemesis: the evil dr. i-know-what-you-did-last-summer-cuz-i-was-with-you-the-whole-time-you-stupid-brainless-idiot. while kenny sia is going for some lesbian convention, i'm here stuck in my own ah lian convention world, speaking in benglish. so MAYBE it's time for me to crawl out of my own shell and start travelling out of my house. let's see where did i go.. hmm... there's this other time i went to the toilet at the kopitiam... and another time i went to the toilet at ANOTHER kopitiam... AH HA! different kopitiam, see?.. and then i went for an S-League match, but was not as interesting as the kopitiam toilet i went to.. then i went to the north pole, slightly more interesting than the S-League match, but still cannot beat the kopitiam toilet.. oh, and did i mention i bought a 1000 mega pixel camera?! HA.. don't believe me right.. THERE:  not cheap ok? ARGHHHHH..... i'm too lazy to photoshop. so this is blog without pictures, (machiam song without words lah.) *A NEW AND ASTOUNDING FIND!* overkill words frequently used by THEM. 1.whenever they post self portraits of themselves, captions like, "wHuZ ThiS?" or "TaT'z mOii!" or "uGLy PiG" usually appear. 2. the people they hate most are usually (quote) LiaR , betRayEr , BacKSTubbEr aLsO PlaYinG WiF pPl FeElIng & TrUsTwoRthy ! (unquote) (don't ask me where i got it from.) can someone tell me what's a backstubber? is it someone who, after smoking, stubs his cigarette on your back? it's a new word in my ah lian/beng dictionary. and i didn't know backtubbers also playing with people feeling and trustworthy... whatever that means.. it's BENGLISH people! BENGLISH! 3. "jUx a siMpLe gUy/gAL/GurL/GeR" yup... veryyyy simple sentence, veryyyy complicating letterings. 4. and finally: wOrX. period. looks like i'll be stuck in this ah lian convention for a long long long time.. to end off, here's my signature signing off. *~~Mii LuBChu dEEp DeEP, MiZ eU LoTx LOtX woRx!!~~* v1.3 KICKED ASS AT 4/14/2007 11:00:00 PM.
blog inspiration #381JUMPING JELLYBEANS!after reading kennysia.com's blog posts, i found out that the reason why people have sooooooo much crap to blog about is that they get to travel overseas and they get to attend important functions and stay in crappy hotels ,they take pictures using their GOOD camera, and they have a highly imaginative mind. and guess what? I HAVE NONE OF THEM! boo hoo. I WANNA GET TO TRAVEL OVERSEAS AND ATTEND HIGHLY IMPORTANT FUNCTIONS (like..... S League matches?) AND STAY IN CRAPPY HOTELS (k maybe not that), TAKE PICTURES USING MY ULTRA GOOD 1000 MEGA PIXEL CAMERA, AND BLOG IMAGINATIVELY LIKE... ... ... AND BLOG IMAGINATIVELY! (see.. no imagination.) i know! i shall go somewhere important now and i'll be back to blog ok? :) KICKED ASS AT 4/12/2007 08:16:00 AM.
blog inspiration #380i wanted to do a #wys version of a bimboBUT KENNYSIA.COM HAS BEATEN ME TO IT!!!!! ARGH! http://www.kennysia.com/archives/2006/04/kenny_sia_attem.php but damn funny tho.. :D should I still do it anyway? what do YOU think? :) KICKED ASS AT 4/09/2007 10:43:00 AM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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