you know, you guys keep asking me to update update update. but not only no one tags my blog, (IT'S OK, i can live with it... DON'T WORRY... i won't commit suicide over sucha small matter. *stands over the edge..) NO ONE KEEPS A BLOG ANYMORE! do you know how disheartening it is for me to update, I'M VERY SAD YOU KNOW?
my blog is like almost 4 years old already, i swear it's 1st word was "dada" to me. HOW THRILLED AM I? not very. while the rest of you are heartlessly having abortions, i'm still single handedly raising up this blog.
WHAT'S THE MEANING OF THIS?
i mean, if you can't even keep a blog, what will happen if you were given heavier responsibilites to handle in future? if you can't even keep a blog, HOW DO YOU BECOME THE PRESIDENT OF SINGAPORE?
not that i'll become one, but it's just an analogy lar.
there should be a movement against abortion of blogs.
HAIYA. YOU THINK I'M FOR REAL AH. I CAN'T EVEN WALK PROPERLY AND YOU EXPECT ME TO CHANGE THE WORLD? siao.
KICKED ASS AT 11/03/2006 05:40:00 PM.
1. wa lau 2. yoho! 3. HA.. psycho. 4. dumb ass 5. lols (not l.o.l., just lols.) 6. (6-10 is used only on 1 person but it's commonly used enough) your brains 7. u bum 8. horrendous 9. piracy 10. copycat 11. EH siao eh. 12. hur hur. 13. i'm smart! :D 14. sian
KICKED ASS AT 10/30/2006 11:30:00 AM.
ME
hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE...
