for those waiting for the hong bao draw..Stars Are Blind (sang to the tune of Stars Are Blind by Paris Hilton)I don't mind spending some time shading those circles for you Cuz I don't find too many guys that love toto as much as you Those other guys wanna earn a quick buck they bet big But when they lose they commit suicide Some people never get beyond their stupidity But you can see the smart me inside $10 million, oh yea, ohh I hope that the gods are crazy I hope that the stars are blind If you show me numbers baby I'll show you moneyy you can make me nice and naughty win the devil and angel too Got a pencil and toto paper Let's see what these numbers can do Baby i'll give some to you 10 million, ohh oh I could be your sugar daddy Just one enough already But I know that winning's what we want when later the draw opens Why shouldn't we be rich by winning toto? Now tell me numbers you've been dreaming of 89 68? oh no, ohh I hope that the gods are crazy I hope that the stars are blind If you show me numbers baby I'll show you moneyy you can make me nice and naughty win the devil and angel too Got a pencil and toto paper Let's see what these numbers can do Baby i'll give some to you Excuse me please siam, This moment is critical teletext i'm opening I could get physical, oh no, no no I hope that the gods are crazy I hope that the stars are blind If you show me numbers baby I'll show you moneyy you can make me nice and naughty win the devil and angel too Got a pencil and toto paper Let's see what these numbers can do Let's see what these numbers can do Baby i'll give some to you Baby I'm getting rich too I hope that the gods are crazy I hope that the stars are blind I hope that the gods are crazy I hope that the stars are blind ----- GOOD LUCK TO THOSE WHO BOUGHT TOTO MAY U STRIKE BIG BIG! n can share with me too k? haha KICKED ASS AT 3/02/2007 07:46:00 AM.
reminiscence of a certain "a" level student.http://altonesax.blogspot.com/2004_09_19_archive.htmlfor those taking o/a levels, please don't end up like me.. :) KICKED ASS AT 3/01/2007 07:41:00 AM.
*takes in a deep breath..happynewyearhappyvalentine'sdaygongxifachaididyougotochurchonashwednesdaysorryfortakingsodamnlongtoblogbecausei'mnow21yearsold thisyearnot15soihavetofindajobotherwisei'llbejoblessnothomelessandthen icannotfeedmywifeandfifteenkidsorthey'llstarveandit'llbemyfaultfornot gettingajobsothereforei'mhavingajobnowandrarelybloggingcuzihavetowake upatsixa.m.everymorningandreachhomeattenintheeveningtheabovestatement isalltrueexceptformehavingawifeandfifteenkidsandthembeingstarvedtodeath termsandconditionsapplythisismyalmosttwomonthpostsallsummarisedintoone. *breathes normally.. ok lar. i felt guilty when my dear daughter of mine updated her blog and i didn't ok? :P but there're a number of reasons why i've been on hiatus, i'm serious! 1) i'm working and have to wake up at 6 every morning and sleep at 12 at night. even though i have nothing much to do at work, there's very limited access so i can't install photoshop into the computer.. (OH THE HORROR!!!) 2) paris hilton song is stuck in my head... *Da-da,Da-da, Da-da, Da,Da-da, Da-da, Da-da, Da, nothing in this world can stop us tonight. i can do what she can do so much better. nothing in this world can turn out the light, i'm gonna make you feel alright tonight... da da da da da da da da da da da da da. 3) no. 2's not a very good reason, but have you ever wondered why she's so sexy on the cd cover and not in real life? PHOTOSHOP LAR... (that's why there's a need to photoshop to blog.) 4) i'm supposed to be giving reasons why i've not been blogging right? 5) i think the 1st reason's the only reason.. there's been bulletin posts on "12 things idiots do on friendster". why do i have a feeling it's written by some smart aleck monkey from singapore? let us investigate this SERIOUS matter, SERIOUSLY: ONE there is NO SUCH THING as a friendster tracker. it does NOT exist. so quit posting stupid bulletins like"who views your profile the most" or"OMG this works!!!"sorry but NO, it doesnt work! only ah bengs, ah lians, really bored people, and those who often get viruses in their computer do that.. now we know why singaporeans change computers like they're changing handphones, which in turn, are like drinking water SINGAPOREAN? yes. TWO Those who owned alot of accounts of friendster.WHATS THE POINT ADDING THE SAME FRIEND?stop doing stupid things like sending lots of same repeated message on bulettin with the subject ADD ME!! there's a number of people who do that, most of them join groups like "AhLiansUnite!" or "S.H.E." or "5566(not some 4D number hor)". those groups, in turn will leave testimonials for them like "TANKIEW 4 JOINING SHE CLUB WORX!!~~" and then post some ugly picture. PLEASE DON'T DO THAT!!!!! :( for those who do not join groups and really have alot of friends, 1) either they are so damn popular 2) or they are so damn bored. SINGAPOREAN? yes. THREE Don't ever post pictures and say"OMG, I'm so ugly""OMG, I'm so fat"because if you were,you wouldn't post them. And if u do ur a freaking mongoloid. i've checked up the meaning of mongoloid in dictionary.com "mongoloid Offensive A person affected with Down syndrome. " this word is not used anymore... meaning.. it must be some smart aleck who, like me, go to dictionary.com and searched for the meaning of his name and found the word: retard, then he went over to the thesaurus section and found the word mongoloid. SINGAPOREAN? ermmm... maybe not. FOUR Nobody cares about threats over the internet.Don't try to act hardcore with the keyboard.Fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;even if you win, you're still retarded. HOHOHO.. singapore doesn't have special olympics, they can't even host a regular olympics. SINGAPOREAN? nope. FIVE Quit crying b/c you're not on someones top 8. who cares? ITS FRIENDSTER!!! Stop bitching!!! how'd he know if people cries when they're not on top 8 unless 1) either they actually cried and sent him a video of them doing it or they post it on friendster. 2) or he actually cries. i think it's no. 2 SINGAPOREAN? somebody cried when it is no longer part of a group before on tv.. but that was not part of your childhood, unless you are 60+ years old reading this blog. so.. yup SIX Who really cares if I don't accept you as a friend? MOVE ON!!! Don't send me another request or message asking;"what's up with you not adding me?"I don't want you to be my friend,SO BEAT IT!!!GET LOST!!! wa.. popular ah someone? SEVEN Little 12 year olds who have Friendster and look like sluts, and act like whores go somewhere else because nobody wants you here. maybe some pri 6es wear tanktops and mini skirts out to orchard road, but do they know what's friendster in a primary school? i hope not.. SINGAPOREAN? na... EIGHT If you have decided to read this, you are a true Friendster Friend. Real friends read their bulletins. if you sing the national anthem loudly, you are a true singaporean. same logic SINGAPOREAN? yup NINE I hope you all will go and pass this on and maybe it will finally get through those idiotic fool's brains! and i hope you get syphillis for contradicting yourself. TEN And if you open a bulletin and it says something like;"repost this in 100 seconds or a ghostwill come and find you tonight"or"your loved ones are going to diewithin 10days"QUIT BEING A DUMBASS!! WHICH STUPID FOOL IS SO FOOLISH TO BELIEVE IT ANYWAY?THERE NO SUCH THINGS!!!! THERE NO SUCH THINGS!!!!........ SINGAPOREAN. ELEVEN To the people who have like 25,000 friends, are you serious? You're stupid. Go play in traffic. this is very singaporean: play in traffic, get caught by police, kenna fined for playing in traffic, call parents, parents scold, kenna grounded. TWELVE Since when did testimonials become personal messages and love letters?as far as i know testimonial is what you know about your frens.why all the lovey-dovey messages seems to pop up everywhere?like,#8220;llluuuuuuuuurrrrrrvvvvvveeeeeeyou sooooooo muchdeeeeeaaariiiieeeeeeeee#8221;#8220;thanks for adding me as yourfren, muackz#8221;EWW!! that's totally disgusting.QUIT IT!!! OMG... you're so cute worx!~** SINGAPOREAN. This is a test to see how many people in your friends list actually pay attention to you.pls copy and paste this bulletin and put the title as"12 things idiots do on Friendster" 12 things idiots do on friendster and one thing a mongoloid does on friendster bulletin: think of 12 things idiots do on Friendster. ----- i was supposed to investigate if it was a singaporean who wrote this... man.. i have to get my priorities right.. KICKED ASS AT 2/27/2007 07:50:00 AM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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