blog inspiration #379side note: this is my 379th blog post. :Dyou know how everyone says about being in "other people's shoes" to understand them better? well.. today i've decided to wear a pair of ah lian shoes. WEAR YOUR SHOES (WYS) #1: Ah lian's shoes. puts on shoes..
HihI EveRYBoDy!~~** mI nAMe iZ SuZy nEo aKa Ah SU, oR SU, oR MiMi!~~ mI iZ a stO.odentx. mI sTUdyY iN sEc 3 tIs yRx. mI GoT boIfRen whO iZ caLLed Ah MeNG, hE iZ moII bAoBEI dAHLInG~~~ mI lUBChU dEEp DeEp MiZ Eu LoT lOT woRx~~!!** mI dUnnO wAd TuX BloG AcTuALLi, duNNo wAd TuX sAYy HerE AlSo HAiYA, tELL Eu AbT mI LarX~~ mI goT fAmiLy iN SkOoL woRx~ Moii DaDDiE aH NiU, mOmMiE sAmAnThA, mOOn JIe, LiAn JiE, mArCuS KoRR n SiSSy mEii. mI luB THeM ALL WoRx!!~~** thANx gUYx 4 aLWayS bEiNg deRE tUX encOUraGe mIi whENeVEr ii'm dOwn.thANx alOT.. =)) N 4 Moii DaHLinGx bAoBeiX, thAnX 4 aLWayS bEIng dERe tuX aCc mIi wHEnEVer ii'm aLone.Nt 4geTTiNg tUx mAKe mii haPPi n alWaAys fiLl w lAUghTer.luBb eUu!~~**DeaR DeaR aLwaYs LovE Xiao BaoBei.. BabY MusT Be MorE InDePenDanT Ok? EvErYDaY eU R tHe OnE WhO KePt Mi GoinG.. EvEry MoMenT i ThinK oF eU.. EvErY ParT oF Mi WisHes To Be WiTh eU.. EvErY ThoUGhTs Mi HoLd RevOLeS AbOuT eU.. EvErY NiTe mi Think Of YouR SwEeT LiPeS.. YouR BiG EyEs.. YouR CuTe FaCe.. YouR MesMeriZinG SmiLe.. MoRe ImPorTanTLy.. ThE FirST TimE i MeT eU.. ALwaYs LovE eU..aLwaYs MiSS eU.. Mi LuB tO EaT SlEEp liKE a PiGGy, MiI LuB SHE!!!!!~~~~** aNd ZhOu JiE lUn iS vERi ShUai! Mii lUB mOi DarLiNg bAoBEi. i LuB To PlAY pOOlx~ MiI HaTe ChAo Ah LiANx, ChaO mUggERx, bAcKsTaBBeRx N bACksTrEET bOiX. Mi ThiNk mI vERi pReTTy woRx!~~ *pUKeZieSxX* sO bHb!! LoLxXXx~~** oH yAr HorX, mI alSo lUb Mi nEW sHoEx! SeE!~ nIcE rIteX!?~~** *takes off shoes....* OMG, i just sold my soul to the ah lian devil... nioooooooooooooooooo..........z.... KICKED ASS AT 3/30/2007 11:14:00 AM. this was what ben tan thought guys and girls were like in 2003, http://altonesax.blogspot.com/2003/09/hmm.html this is what ben tan thinks guys and girls are like in 2007: The 2007 Truth About Girls 1. When a girl says she's sad, but she isn't crying, it means she's faking it. 2. When she ignores you after you've done something wrong, it's best to wear a ball guard before touching her. 3. A girl can't find anything to hate about the guy she loves (which is why it is so hard for her to 'get over him' after the relationship's over.) either that, or she also won't be able to find anything to love about the guy she loves (after they get married) 4. If a girl loves a guy, he will always be on her mind every minute of the day, even though she flirts with other guys, she'll think how lousy you are at flirting with her and may consider breaking up with you. 5. When the guy she likes smiles and stares deep into her eyes, she will call the police and charge him for sexual harrassment. 6. A girl likes to hear compliments, over and over and over and over again. 7. When a particular guy flirts with a girl very often, a girl would start ignoring him. So if you don't treat a girl just as a friend, smile and stare more k? 8. If you don't like a girl who likes you, smile and stare more k? 9. If a girl starts avoiding you after you reject her, leave her alone for a while. If you still don't treat her as a friend, smile and stare more k? 10. Girls enjoy talking about what they feel... A LOT. Music, poetry, drawings, gossiping in the toilet and writing are ways of expressing themselves (which explains why most girls like writing journals and spend more time in the toilet than guys). 11. Never tell a girl that she is useless in any way, she'll never do housework if she ever marries you. 12. Being too serious can turn a girl off, being too stupid won't do any good either. 13. When the guy she likes calls her for the first time, the girl may act uninterested during the call. But as soon as the phone is back on the hook, she will whoop with joy and immediately start telephoning her friends to spread the news. But when the guy she likes calls her again and again and again and again, the girl WILL be uninterested during the call and as soon as the phone is banck on the hook, she'll start laughing with her friends about the conversation. (like how his toe twitches when he reads a book..) 14. A smile means a lot to a girl, in fact, any expression means alot to a girl. 15. If you like a girl, try making friends with her first. Let her get to know you. Then if you don't like her, smile and stare more k? 16. If a girl says she can't go out with you because she has to study, you can just jump off your HDB estate now. 17. But if she still calls you or expect a call from you, too late, you've already jumped off your HDB estate. 18. Don't try to guess a girl's feelings. Don't ever. You've been warned. 19. Hearing the words "I love you" is a great reassurance to a girl that she is beautiful. hearing the words "i lubchu" is a great confirmation to a girl that you are an ah beng. 20. After a girl falls in love with a guy, she'll wonder why she never noticed him before. after she falls out of love with the guy, she'll wonder why she noticed him in the 1st place. 21. If you need tips on how to flirt with a girl, don't read this. 22. When class pictures come out, a girl would first check who is standing next to her crush before actually looking at herself. if it's a guy who's better looking that her crush, she'll have a new crush, if it's a girl, she'll kill her. 23. A girl's ex-crush will always be in her memory, but the guy she loves now stays in her heart. just like how her ex-crush will always be in the obituary, but the guy she loves will be in the front page. 24. Girls love having fun! Guys love having fun! See! there's finally something guys and girls have in common. 25. A simple 'Hi' can brighten a girl's day. A complicated 'Hi' can brighten your lips red. 26. A girl's best friends usually know best what she is feeling and going through, that's why they come in a form of a diamond. 27. Girls hate it when a guy pays attention to them just to get close to their 'prettier' friend, just as their 'prettier' friend hates it when guys pay attention to their friend. it's a vicious cycle. 28. Love means devotion, caring and happiness to a girl, just as love means car, cash and carmen electra to a man . 29. Some girls care about looks, some care about brains, but ALL girls want a guy who has 2 hand and 2 legs. 30. Girls want nothing more than to feel loved by CLEO's eligible bachelor. Things Guys Want Girls To Know in 2007!! 1. We're not as perverted as you think we all are, we're worse 2. No matter what YOU say, your ex-boyfriend IS an ass hole, and he no longer lives on earth. 3. We like you to give us hugs and kisses sometimes too, sometimes 3, sometimes 4... 4. Don't argue with us when we call you beautiful, you're telling us we're blind. 5. Don't treat us like shit, without shit, there won't be plants. 6. We know you're pretty, that's one of the reasons we're going out with you. If not, we'd have smiled and stared more k? 7. Don't go into detail about your period. It scares us. also don't go into detail about your class periods, it scares us even more. 8. If you have cramps and we ask you what's wrong, just tell us it's that time of the month and you can go home... please? 9. If you really liked us for us, you would let us think that our mustache, beard, or sideburns looked cool. as much as our armpit hair, nostril hair, nipple hair.. etc....... 10. We never shave our legs. we're too lazy to. 11. NEVER ask us if you can put makeup on us. It scares us. 12. Don't make bets about us, because one of your friends will tell us, if you don't. So tell us, so we can make sure you win and we'll split the money. 13. When we tell you that you're not fat, we're lying. 14. We absolutely do not care about the Backstreet Boys, *NSYNC, 98 Degrees, or what any other guy looks like for that matter, they're out of reach for you. 15. We may not be able to pee accurately all of the time, but at least we can stand up and go pee. and MOST OF US we take a shorter time than you. 16. Just cause you think you're always right, doesn't mean that you don't have to apologize when you do something "wrong." it means "HAHA we told you so." though we'd rather not say it out loud. 17. You expect us to say and do sweet things for you, but it would be nice if you did the same every once in a while. or you can go boyfriend hunting again. 18. We can't always be spontaneous, so try to help us make the plans sometimes. like what movie to watch, what to eat, which toilet to use. 19. Don't ask us to beat up another guy for you, cause either one of us will end up in the obituaries. 20. Never kick us in the nuts "just to see what we would say". it's like kicking a dog in the nuts to see if they'd tear you apart. 21. Never pretend like you are going to break up with us and laugh when we believe you. cuz you better pray that you get to see tomorrow if you do. 22. Pamela Anderson's boobs aren't fake anymore, but who cares? there's other hollywood stars to look at now. 23. Size does matter. 24. PMS is not an excuse, it's a privilege not to go army. 25. If you want us to put the seat down when we're done, you should put it up when you're done. until someone invents a toilet seat that stays in the middle. 26. Don't tell us how cute your ex-boyfriend was or he won't be cute anymore. 27. And always remember: The way to a guys heart is through his stomach.....but before his stomach is his small intestines, and large intestines and... oh never mind. 28. NEVER ask us to kiss other guys. period. 29. We always notice how funny it is after your rip out our heart, stick it down our throat and still want to be friends. we will also notice how hilarious it is after we literally rip your heart out, stick it up your... and still want to stick it down your throat. 30. And last but not least: We know you're not always right, so we'll give you the definition of wrong when we see you the next time. KICKED ASS AT 3/27/2007 11:10:00 AM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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