just some random thoughtsRANDOM THOUGHT NUMBER ONE:i seriously don't understand how people can take techno music. or why do they call 'em dance music when you can't even dance to them? i feel so damn guilty when i brought a few of my friend's friends to phuture thinking they are playing hip hop/r&b music when they are actually playing techno/house/trance/dance, whatever you call those monotonous beats played back then. i feel as if they thought i like those music. well.. NO! i hate those music! i love listening to skeeter davis, janet jackson, amy grant.. etc. i'm serious! really.. sigh.. nobody believes me anymore. anyway, what's more depressing is the sight of those ah beng/ah lians bobbing their heads to the rhythm to the "music" and getting high and upstrung over some "music" which was so damn painful to listen. it's no wonder those ah bengs/ah lians like to speak in haywire english when their minds are already so damn haywired by the "music". speaking of which, this leads me to RANDOM THOUGHT NUMBER TWO: "tish brudder damn steady one. everytime feel like going to drink (piss) can jio him one. then ok lah we used to dun really like each other when we first met then slowly but eventually we become brothers song bo haha..." to spare you the eyesore, i shall not go on. OMG!! OMFG! OMFGG!!!!!! what's this? "tish brudder damn steady one!" woah... like we'll all sway about and eventually fall on our faces if we are not steady one! sia lal... well.. i admit sometimes i use that word too, but it's my blog! so i shall say what i want, when i want. =D (ps i know i've blogged about this before. but i can't help it! after reading someone's testimonials, i REALLY itched to blog about it again) but on a serious note, what's worse than them who speak such perfect english are those who join "secret societies".. shh!!.. it's a secret! thus leading me to RANDOM THOUGHT NUMBER 3! WOWWW... i'm sooooo damn awestruck by their... stupidity. face it c'mon.. this is singapore in the 21st century! it's like.. you can't even spit on the road side lest you face a fine.. can't even cause an accident without waking the police, can't even murder without the damn cops knowing about it. don't get me started on the secret societies part. and yet some people still join them for the brudderhood. WTF? why don't they just jump off a building, it's easier and cheaper to toy with death. fancy getting pricked on your finger and drinking the blood of yours along with the other BRUDDERS to symbolise BRUDDERHOOD. they just amaze me.. RANDOM THOUGHT NUMBER 4: relationships.. why is it that some people despite their stupidity or simple mindedness. get into a relationship with another person... or perhaps they're stupid and simple minded too.. but still!! why are others in a relationship while i'm still sitting here, bitching about ah bengs and not having someone to bitch to about my personal life!? WHY!??!?!?!?!?!? ok ignore random thought number 4. KICKED ASS AT 12/21/2004 10:22:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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