The One With racism at its finest.for this post, i'd like to be a racist for awhile. sorry ah all my malay friends, i really cannot help it, that guy (later on) was really a pain in the ass! n i still love taufik.TMD!!! I HATE FREAKING MALAYS WHO CANNOT GROW UP! I HATE FREAKING MALAYS WHO ARE FUCKING CHILDISH! dunno what i'm talking about? imagine us. (me and isabel lydia whatever..) are harmlessly taking photos in the bus. nothing wrong right? GOOD. now, i got that covered. i shall carry on. as i was saying. we were finger-itchy and decided to take pics in the bus. 
on a side note, taking pictures with a chiobu can be really stressful. ANYWAY. nothing wrong with taking pictures right? then this FUCKING-SIBEI-BOLIAO-KNN-NO-BRAINANATHAN-SMELLY-STUPID-LAUGHS-LIKE-A-BABY-NO-BRAINANATHAN-USELESS-PIECE-OF-SHIT-WITH-AN-UGLY-MINA-FOR-A-GIRLFRIEND-WHO-LOOKS-LIKE-HIS-MOTHER-NO-BRAINANATHAN-DUMBASS-PIECE-OF-NO-GOOD-SHIT-NO-BRAINANATHAN-CRAPHEAD-WHO-LOOKS-LIKE-A-COW malay wanted to appear in my blog so badly, he decided to do this! 
THERE! i not only fulfilled his wish of getting to appear in my blog, he's also the star of this entry! yay! not only that! isabel lydia whatever was like.. i wanna take the shot again! guess wad he did next.. just guess... guess lar! kk guess already? he did this! 
PIECE-OF-SHIT-WHOSE-ARMS-ARE-AS-LONG-AS-AN-ELEPHANT'S-DICK-TRYING-SO-HARD-TO-PLEASE-HIS-MINA-GIRLFRIEND-WHO-LOOKS-LIKE-HIS-MOTHER-NO-BRAINANATHAN malay's hands are in the picture! wow. usually, i don't advocate pictures of people whose arms are the size of an elephant's dick to be post on my blog. but this is an exception. you know what, he should be a superhero in the light of promoting the new pixar animated movie, THE INCREDIBLES, only in theatres. let's call him.. er.. NO-BRAINANATHAN BOY! that's right! he fights petty crime with an arm which resembles an elephant's dick... with JOCK ITCH!! camera enthusiasts have spotted him fighting crime in the bus chasing after minas who are FAT N UGLY! 
with strong superpowers. 
that's right. so have no fear! NO-BRAINANATHAN BOY is here! --------- sorry for being racist guys.. but told u he was a fucking pain in the elephant's ass. KICKED ASS AT 11/27/2004 08:37:00 AM.
The One With.. The End.testing..testing... is this mic on? it is? oh ok.. ladies n gentlemen, i interrupt our regular broadcast for a special bulletin. a levels are over and the students from catholic junior college are rioting outside brother paul rogers' office we bring you now with a live telecast of the events happening now. over to you.. er.. ben. ---------- thank you, er.. ben. i'm here now, live at the catholic junior college building. i can see a sea of rioters and the police are just being dispatched to control the riots. 
apparently. they are wearing blue shirts. not purple. you are just color blind. *pulls a guy aside* excuse me sir, what are the students rioting for?  the stupid newscaster is not me ok? old man: eh.. they ah.. riot for fun lor. u stupid or wad? cannot see the banner there so big big ah? cannot read issit? i read out loud loud for you lar. it says hor.. "it's the end! yay!" what? you say end what ah? u never take a levels before issit? u dum dum lar.. the end of a levels lar. dunno why they riot outside the principal's office also for wad. er... thank you. now that's the situation over here now. back to you.. er.. ben. -------- thank you. now in other news, alex ferguson is declared bankrupt because of his fling with football star, david beckh........ KICKED ASS AT 11/24/2004 09:08:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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