TOW: class riots.have you ever wondered how cj life is like?have you ever wondered if you entered cjc, will you screw up your life and end up lap dancing for the honeyboys? have you ever wondered if your class was "happening" enough to be remembered? have you ever wondered how shit tastes like? well, wonder no more!! cuz with my guidance, i'll help you find the answers you've been painfully seeking for! (well, not the last option though..) ima gonna give you a lowdown on my life in a cjc classroom to give you a better view on class life. so if you think it's funny, thank you, if you think it's pathetic, well, i hope you get syphilis on every part of your body except you armpits. warning: this post does not cover the full aspect of a classroom life in cjc, it's just bits and pieces of the times i've spent yesterday in school. so don't be fooled by the fun and hoohah we present to you. i'll bring to you the more realistic post like sometime next week IF my camera gets charged up and they let me take pictures during lectures. you've been forewarned. here goes. 7.30 am.. school starts! another new day with new challenges to face! we get to see our darling teachers! we get to be mentally challenged (that doesn't sound right.) during the day! we look forward to the materials and the assessments and the tests that our darling teachers throw at us! WE LOVE LECTURES!! we're all fresh and raring to go! 
not. ermm.. *er hem..* sorry, just a minor setback, let's move on. 11.15am.. maths lesson. me: mr ho!! i want to ask you a question!! mr ho: what question?? 
jolly old man.. don't be fooled by his smile. he's actually a mafia leader! =D anyway, let's carry on. me: if ah, the iterative formula can utilise the use of the calculator ah, must we still write the whole damn thing again? mr ho: you stupid you! why must you use the slow method when i just taught you the faster one? why must you climb the stairs when you can use the lift? see lar, never do my homework and you'll end up like this. let me show you! 
*scribbles scribbles..* see how fast i can do? compare to your slow method arh.. *scribbles scribbles..* 
see? this is ben tan's method. (nb: read the whiteboard.) *gives him the sian ji pua face* and if you are sian, you can always role play among yourselves and treat the teacher as a wall!! until they scold you that is.. *press play* duh.. in case you are wondering why the sudden long pause, mr. ho was scolding us and we decided not to play anymore.. sad.. OR.. you can sleep! like this smart ass here (warning, this file below is 2.14mb worth of space, if it's worth watching this idiot sleeping.. then i suggest you wait.. hint* it's darlee... zzz...): *reverse time..* 9.30.. break time.. anything can and will happen during break times.. one can sing and dance to his favourite FIR song.. *press play and look at picture to get the picture.* 
one can spy on others while pretending to listen to his ipod.. 
the spy-er.. now the spy-ee.. 
k n a gee, what's she gonna do with the ruler?? ... one can take pictures.. *take picher ah..* 
oj: ey!! why no me inside!? me: k lar k lar.. sorry.. take againnn.. 
oj: still not happy!! you don't like me right? that's why cut me off only.. me: haiya so sad for wad.. k k k .. we take together k? don't cry.. see!? u so yandao! 
oj: check out my boobs!! 
NOBODY CAN TOUCH HIM K? i'm his mamasan!! whoever wants to go thru him must go thru me! me me me!! but guess who's the cow behind me.. 
ooo.. did you guess it right??? has to be him lar.. oh.. this is about a certain pair of legs.. *wink* one can also do a report on friends! this was my 1st time doing it... dun laff ah... =( but things can come with consequences.. sigh.. all these are from the production of the 2nd row people!! i lurve them so much.. *sorry yolanda in advance.. haha* 
KICKED ASS AT 10/09/2004 11:19:00 PM.
TOW: JOY TO THE WORLDwaiting to die.. isn't that the worst anticipation in your life? will there be a transition between life and death? i know this is morbid compared to the happy title i have up there. screw it.btw i'm not suicidal, so you can put those damn party hats away if you wanna see me die. just that i watched bicentennial man on tv not too long ago and when i saw the last part of the show when robbie williams was on his deathbed and "portia"(the feminine character) saw him die and ordered the nurse to unplug her life support system (i think..). life is like music.. somehow, no matter how long it is, it will come to an end sometime. it all depends on what music if being played. whether your music is a symphony or a mindless pop tune, whether it is retro or trance, it all comes to an end. nobody else would like this idea of immortality. it gets human beings jealous if somebody were to attain immortality.. it's like a cheesy ancient chinese film, where bad guys would go through any means to obtain the elixer of immortality. then the "good" guys would do anything to stop them. if you ask me, ( nobody said you did, just IF ), the "good" guys are just being jealous that they did not find the elixer first. usually the movie ends when the "good" guys destroyed the bad, obtained the elixer, yadayada.. happy ending. ah ha! what goes on after the movie? i'd bet the "good" guys would drink the damn thing. taste of jealousy. oh, some can't wait to die, some just don't wanna. notice that the ones who can't wait to die are usually those who are poor or have just been dumped and those who don't wanna are just stinking, filthily rich bastards who have everything in the mortal world they would want and can't bear to leave it all behind. it's so damn cliche.. life's getting predictable. KICKED ASS AT 10/03/2004 10:13:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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