Just a couple of random pictures if you bothered to come here. :) k k .. thanks for visiting anyway :D
lazily looking at the signboard in NTU while waiting for the lift and guess what?
they have part time beng courses!
imagine that.
courses on, swearing 101, techno music composition, hokkien language level 1,2,3,4, practical lessons, fashion, attachments at car workshops, secondary schools, sparks disco (if it's still there.. never had a chance to go. and i so wanted to lah.), exchange programmes to malaysia, china, etc, how-to-jio-ah-lians 101.
so many courses to take lah!
i wonder if they have part time seng courses too..
top says " thank you, your receipt "
well, i was hoping that they'd call me "your highness" or "your majesty". but maybe if "your receipt" is equilivent to that, i won't mind..
and finally,
something which i thought of while taking a piss...
i know, guys think of the weirdest things while pissing, but this was just done in celebration of installing photoshop in my laptop! skip-a-dee-doo-da-yay.
oh, and i dunno if i'm lagging or not (i'm a dinosaur now when it comes to blogging..), but blogger can post videos! how cool lah.
introducing, my very good friend cum fail-at-being-a-magician:
DAVID CUPANDFEEL
for those of you who can't see it using blogger videos,
him training
and him going professional,
this is not made by me, but it's FRIGGING hilarious! check out "david blaine"'s eyes
all in all, i think i've just wasted 6 minutes of your life by reading my blog. sorry, there's no refunds. and if you are thinking of cursing/scolding/swearing at/gossipping about me, please do so on the tagboard. :) thanks! :D
KICKED ASS AT 1/13/2008 01:06:00 AM.
ME
hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE...
