 muahahahahhaa! this is cheesy!  You're Exotic Dancer Barbie. You have some moves, and will do anything for a few bucks. Take it off girl, but keep it PG-13 please. If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla KICKED ASS AT 7/05/2003 10:28:00 PM. today's juz terrible.. sigh.. i haf officially capped my canoe 13 times.. nt an auspicious no. but at least it's at an improvement i guess.. i finally went to out to canoe at the competition lines wif my damn k!! =P today wuz horrible.. much much too horrible.. lost my damn specs in the kallang river.. damnit.. argh! well u win some u lose some.. as for me.. i win a littl lose alot!.. damnit man.. anyway.. there's more than meets the eye.. as if capping 13 times n losing my specs wuzzen enuff.. i've gotten more sick after the training!! shit.. y muz this alwiz happen to me.. gosh.. i need luck the size of a universe now man.. SOMEBODY SAVE ME... DUN CARE HOW U DO IT JUZ SAVEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ME... yew hoo... i think my hair is turning brown by itself every minute.. YES!!.. =D well juz an excuse for me to get dyed hair w/o getting caught n having to dye it black..shld go swimming more often.. get the chlorine in my hair.. natural dye.. it's freE! awrite! wonder how life is w/o computers now man.. it seems like.. the world has shrunken when there wuz the existence of the much acclaimed PC.. n has shrivelled when internet wuz introduced.. y m i saying this? i dunno =D juz filling out the spaces i guess.. =P KICKED ASS AT 7/05/2003 10:26:00 PM. see now.. from the time when christopher columbus founded america till the time when aliens invaded her.. there wuzzen independence day... until after tt =D.. dunno wot kok i'm tlking but i juz wanna wish those americans a happy independence day!.. err.. ya... i bought a new pair of shoes for school today.. cost me onli $60~!!!!!!!!! =D budden i can't help feeling tt i haf bought the wrong shoe la.. sigh... it's alwiz liddat to me la i dunno why.. b4 buying anything, i will think tt it's really niceeee but when i bought tt fucking cursed thing.. it turned out to be SUCKY.. man i'm gonna be sick... shit i'm having a damn migraine now.. gotta down a couple of panadols later... oh y oh y?!?!?!?!?! my mom juz said tt i sneezed too much.. ( i had the fucking flu... aliteration.. =P ) hmm.. besides tt i'm still harbouring the world's most confusing question in my mind.. y oh y?!?!?!?!?! shld i accept it or not? wuz tlking to denise last nite n she told me to follow my heart n all.. think she heard jewel's intuition too many times liao.. damn.. anyway.. y is there sucha thing as school? y can't we all be of the same stupid level n haf our instincts to help us to survivee?! groan.. sometimes i blame it on eve for eating the damned fruit.. sighx.. if only.. KICKED ASS AT 7/04/2003 08:32:00 PM. i've now come to realise the truth of this situation.. this is pretty serious so u shld read it... Why student fails in exam??????? It's not the fault of the student if he/she fails, Because the year has an ONLY 365 days. Typical academic year for a student. 1. Sundays-52,Sundays in a year, which are rest days. Balance 313 days. 2. Summer holidays-50 where weather is very hot and difficult to study. Balance 263 days. 3. 8 hours daily sleep-means 122 days. Balance 141 days. 4. 1 hour for daily playing-(good for health) means 15 days. Balance 126 days. 5. Two hours daily for food & other delicacies(chewproperly & eat)-means 30days. Balance 96 days. 6. 1 hour for talking (man is a social animal)-means 15 days . Balance 81 days. 7. Exam days per year atleast 35 days. Balance 46 days. 8. Quarterly, Half yearly and festival holidays)-40 days. Balance 6 days. 9. For sickness atleast 3 days. Balance 3 days. 10. Movies and functions atleast 2 days. Balance 1 day. 11. That 1 day is your birthday. "How can a student pass??" KICKED ASS AT 7/04/2003 06:41:00 PM. another day another blog.. finally ended my damn common tests! wot the shit.. i realised tt at the rate i'm studying, i'll probably haf to end up in poly nxt year! jeez.. i'm damn hopeless la... it'll be a miracle if the results r gonna be gd! damn.. nvm.. time to celebrate b4 having back the results!.. hope this time i wun screw it up tt badly... my head will be rolling if i dun pass my subs man! wanted to play pool wif jay foo n gang after tt... BUT er.. the tables r all fully booked.. fuck.. i really think they shld filter out those who really cmi la.. then gif others a chance to play.. dammit.. in the end jay foo n i went walking ard looking for shoes.. gonna buy them tmr!! gonna be a POSEUR.. whether u like it or not so u can go kiss my ***.. =P wot? do i hear u say tt i seem vulgar today? well i'm sorry missy but do i look like i gif a fuck? *grin* met up wif peiling after tt to watch movie: DUMB N DUMBERER... -__- wth.. this bloody movie is as f*king lame as a bloody crippled buying a new pair of running shoes la! it far exceeded my expectations of the defination of LAMENESS... shiT.. luckily i'm not one of them.. this whole wk has been a f*king coaster ride for me.. i dun think i can take anymore of this.. poohx... n i think mar is angwee wif meeeeeeeee... sorry laaaaaaaaaaaa... =( KICKED ASS AT 7/03/2003 10:41:00 PM. grrr.. another f*king survey.. =D 1. What is your name? Ben BeN ben bEn BEN bEN etc... 2. What colour pants are you wearing right now? green sji panties 3. What are you listening to right now? tv n me typing 4. What are the last four digits of your phone number, mobile or home? 4935 5. What was the last thing you ate? chocolate bread!! ummm.... 6. If you were a crayon, what colour would you be? bright red 7. Where do you plan to go on your honeymoon? hrmmm... sweden! 8. How is the weather right now? cool... gonna rain later i think.. *cheers* 9. Last person you talked to on the phone? peiling 10. What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex? looks lo... then wad... 11. Do you like the person who sent you this? hrmmm... 12. How are you today? i'm kinda in between the rare n well done side.. 13. Your favourite drink? non-alcoholic water Your favourite alcholic drink? alcoholic non-water 15. How do you eat an Oreo? stick it up ur ass turn left... it'll end up there sooner oer later wot 16. Favourite sport to watch? track! What's the next CD you're going to get? hmmm animatrix original k? dun play play 18. Hair colour? black turning brown 19. Eye Colour? black turning black 20. Do you wear contacts? only on special occasions i guess 21. Favourite month? december.., march 22. Favourite food? errr... edible food 23. Last movie you watched? hrmm.. dumb n dumberER... -______- it's lameness far exceeded my expectations.. 24. Favourite day of the year? christmas!! duh 25. Are you shy to ask someone out? VERY... 26. Hugs or kisses? on who?..haha..both can?, ppl whu deserve it from me? heh 27. Relationship or one night stands? relationships 28. Chocolate or vanilla? ChOcOlAte, hersheys, cadbury, more hersheys, snickers, orh did i mention hersheys? 29. Do you want your friends to write back? hmmm.. hope so! 30. Who is most likely to respond? no 1 31. Living arrangement? living with both parents..n older bros 32. What book are you reading now? er... sparknotes: sats and psats!! it's a sleeper hit... 33. Favourite board game[s]? board games tt dun bore me 34. Favourite magazine[s]? dunno? dun read them 35. Favourite smells? myself! 36. Least favourite smells? smoke definately 37. Favourite sound? bass drum doing the FUNKY BEAT 38. Best feeling in the world? to own a dog!! =D 39. What is the first thing you think of when you awake? shit i overslept... 40. Favourite colour[s]? RED, BLACK 41. How many rings before you answer the phone? orh sorry, i dun wear rings b4 answering the phone 42. Future child's name? any name tt's not TAN BUAY SEY 43. What is the most important thing in life? er... water? 44. Favourite flower? orchids 45. Favourite dress code? board shorts, baggy t-shirt n slippers 46. Do you like to drive fast? yupx.. i drive my mom crazy, fast 47. Do you sleep with a stuffed animal? ya it's called a pillow 48. Afraid of storms? errr... nope... last time yea... but now nope 49. What type was/will be your first car? LeXuS/PERGEOT 50. If you could meet one person dead or alive? alive lo... y wld u wanna meet a person wif 1 limb missing... 51. Date of birth? 18th march 1986 (hint....) 52. Your zodiac sign? pisces 53. Do you eat the stems of broccoli? yep... sad but true 54. Do you have patience? i haf patience as far as the diameter of a hydrogen atom 55. What kind of people do you dislike? posers, but i'm 1 myself.. so hate = poser = me. therefore hate = me. i hate myself 56. What type of girl/guy are you interested in? hmm.. na.. nothing 57. What would you do to impress the girl/guy that you like? doing things which i like.. well if tt guy/gurl doesn't like it, he/she can juz go f* off ;D 58. How would you react if the person you like rejects you? i'll be over the moon! yay! wow.. rejection... -__- KICKED ASS AT 7/03/2003 10:28:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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