 wad the shit!!! bloody blogger juz revamped my site for me!!! arGH!!! i cannot take it anymore!!! all my hard work!!! DELETED!?!?!?!?!?!? hai nvm la.. wanted to change my layout anyway.. but not now cuz of my cts.. which i'm doomed to fail... wish me luck ppl!.. sorry abt the mess!! grrr.. fuck blogger man.. anyway u wun see any entry nxt wk liao.. u wan i haf put up the tagboard 4 u to comment k? so keep it coming! =D take care KICKED ASS AT 6/28/2003 05:53:00 PM. kopped this 4rm min lin.. sorrieee =P but damn farnie la.. haha Things I hate about everybody. 01 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is pal, where the f*ck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is? 02 People who are willing to get off their arse to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 03 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". F*cking right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it? 04 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the f*ck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 05 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No tosser, I paid 10 quid to come to the cinema and stare at the f*cking floor. 06 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?". Didn't really give me a choice there, did you sunshine? 07 When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. 08 When people say "life is short". What the f*ck?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever f*cking does!! What can you do that's longer? 09 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks, "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here? 10 People who say things like 'My eyes aren't what they used to be'. So what the f*ck did they used to be? ears, Wellington boots? 11 When you're eating something and someone asks 'Is that nice?' No it's really f*cking revolting - I always eat stuff I hate. 12 People who announce they are going to the toilet. Thanks that's an image I really didn't need. 13 McDonalds staff who pretend they don't understand you unless you insert the 'Mc' before the item you are ordering. It has to be a McChicken Burger, just a Chicken Burger gets blank looks. Well I'll have a McStraw and jam it in your McEyes you f*cking McTosser. 14 When you're involved in an accident and someone asks 'are you alright? Yes fine thanks, I'll just pick up my limbs and be off. KICKED ASS AT 6/24/2003 11:21:00 PM. i'm a SLUT... =D n proud of it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! but can somebdy tell me da meaning of sorority?? wtf? hehe.. today's damn sickening sia........ came down wif the flu.. think my body cannot take all the trngs during the hols man.. wot to do? also.. hafn't done a single lick of studying today.. u noe wad.. i think wot pei pei said wuz true.. they gif us so damn many trngs during the hols.. how to study?? by the time we come home 4rm trng, we're dead.. the next day, we'll haf a hangover n wun wanna do anything but stone... life's UNFAIRRRRR... groans.. wanna try to START studying tmr morning man.. this cannot keep on going.. at this rate, i'll end up in poly the nxt yr lo.. i haf this urge to retain but dun wanna also... let's see.. if i retain n haf to go poly, i'll prob work in paddle culture ( some sea sports club ), or else i'll work there after my a's.. if i can make it thru.. =P dammit.. this giddiness is not stopping... i dunno how m i to survive singapore????? yesterday when i moved the boats wif some others, i had to take the truck all the way to pasir ris 4rm east coast.. damn the journey wuz gd.. we were like those park goers.. ( dun wanna be racist daniel.. =P ) who sit in the park n sing songs n tlk cock.. i felt as free as an albatross... =P but reality struck me when i thought abt cts.. sigh... i'm also facing this dilemma.. i realised tt my ex wanted to patch up wif me.. n tt.. she still likes me.. the prob is.. i still like her too.. alot really.. but i also wanna stay single.. singlehood is wad suits me best i think... sigh... i wanna get back wif her but i wana stay single too... howwwwwwww??? sighx.. tmr got trng.. heard there's selections tmr.. n i'm sick today!! wot a day.. sigh KICKED ASS AT 6/24/2003 10:34:00 PM.
 You're Soroity Slut Barbie! You're easy and you're really cheesy! Have fun with the entire football team. If You Were A Barbie, Which Messed Up Version Would You Be? brought to you by Quizilla muahahahha!! KICKED ASS AT 6/24/2003 10:05:00 PM. today today... is the 23rd.. sighx.. trng today... wah.. i'm really not cut out to do a k2 lo.. sigh.. stupid boat alwiz capsize 1.. in the end i did a t1 instead... wuzz a damn different feeling lo... haix.. i wish i cld do t1 sia... sigh.. i'm so sorrie janua 4 making u cap so many times!!!>.. i'm so damn tired of it too liao... budden.. hai.. dunno wot happened.. jeez... =P damn tired.. think i'll sleep early today.. cannot take it anymore man... tired!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! KICKED ASS AT 6/23/2003 10:03:00 PM. heyyyyy.. how's life sia.. got so damn tired after the expedition tt whenever i touched a bed.. i fell asleep immediately.. din noe tt if my body's deprived of a bed 4 3 days, it can cause diverse effects on myself.. sighx.. heh yeapx.. i fell asleep the whole day n didn't do a lick of studying today.. *groanx*.. think i'm gonna fail my cts all da way sia.. stupid will power ain't working fer me.. sighx.. ended up talking nonsense to pei pei for the whole afternoon n sleeping.. got trng tmr man. think i'm taking k2 tmr again.. n capping's the thing for me!!... gotta make a note to myself tt i betta do any means possible to keep myself 4rm capping: 1. start breathing!!! 2. paddle DAMN DAMN DAMN fast if u dun wanna taste seawater 3. if my boat's tilted, i'd betta paddle on the correct side of da boat!! hmmm coach told me tt canoeing on a k is like riding a bike.. i guess i needa paddle constantly n quickly if i dun wanna cap.. oh yes.. i'm thinking of asking if the canoeing team cld form a canoeing polo team too.. it'll be damn interesting lo.. hai.. wanna go back to the expedition!!!!!!!!!!! so damn fun lo... sighx.. hope tt there's more like tt coming up!! KICKED ASS AT 6/22/2003 10:08:00 PM. visit this webby!! damn cute.. *grinz* KICKED ASS AT 6/22/2003 02:24:00 PM. |
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