 BLoGGErX.. MANAWUYA? BEN TAN U BLARDIE SLACKER.. DAMN LONG NEVA UPDATE UR BLOG LIAO!! EVERYTIME COME IN TO SEE THE SAME BLOG LIKE SOME IDERT LIDDAT! hai.. tt muz be on everybdy who is a usual bLOg^hEad's miNd.. hai... i'm REALLY sorry folks.. for leading u astray.. but.. felt damn cranky again this past wk.. =) anyway.. i officially announce tt i haf added another new member to my family tree!!!! i got a younger sis!!! yay... she's born in december 1986... =) man.. long lost sis ar... =). budden... she's a... mosquito... bzz... omg.. haf i gone mad? i haf a mosquito sis?? yeap... i haf.. n she rawkx! =) haha.. yea.. tt's u huiwen!! but dun get the wrong idea ar.. haha.. my littl sis~ +P SO... a summary of events this past wk............... mon: went out wif jilun, PK n jing how to haf roti prata for breakfast... tt's rite!! which meant tt we zao lessons.. man.. this time we exited thru the back gate.. a bit no balls la on tt day... tt exit wuz too easy.. no fun liao.. hmm... tt time arx.. let's see now.. we were stoning in thomson plaza lo.. how pathetic cld it be.. sitting on the comfy sofa thanks to starbucks coffee!! tlking cock.. as usual... we even called our physics teacher on the phone to see if he wuz free the next day to play pool wif us... came back for chinese n pe.. =) tues...... hmmm.. orh.. wuz the worse day of my 1st 3 mths man... well.. u muz analyse the irony of this situation.. we ponned sch last wk to go eat prata for a few times liao.. n we neva got caught... BUT er... we ponned lect on tt day.. but got caught by our lovely VP!!!! argh... man... muz do maintainence... like i will liddat... sux man.. orh n the headmaster suspected my fren of stealing a wallet cuz he found one hiding behind the seat cover in his cubicle... -__- at first he suspected us of smoking... then luckily there were no butts there... ( no pun intended ) wed... hmmmmmm... attended pe lessons onli.. rushed home after tt to do my jc admissions exercise... didn't realise tt we haf to do it by 4pm tt day... manawuya!? anyway.. after tt.. i stoned at home for a while b4 going to sajc for band auditions.. wah liew.. the trip was so f^king long... i cld sleep.. read a bk.. sleep before i reached my stop... -__- then.. happilyyyyy i screwed up my audi... best... went back home in the same manner as the former.. orh well... thurs... no school!!!!!! yay.. officially!!!!!! so tt means i dun need an mc to prove my absence!!! anyway.. went to sentosa wif my classmates... woah... wuz it HOT... both the beach.. ( physically ) n the babes... ( mentally ).. haha can't get enuff man.. orh.. i also learnt a new word.. it's call love handles.. manawuya?? ask sabby for the meaning.. heh.. yea... played captain's ball, volleyball ( maluated ourselves cuz we dunno how to play ) cycled ard sentosa.. n played soccer!!!.. wah.. wuz damn fun man... n i got sunburnt.. ( yes u heard it.. ) me.. the ultimate malay chinese boi got sunburnt... hai... damn sad... fri........ woah.. wuz damn guai on fri man... attended every lesson!!!! ( after tue's lesson.. ) after tt we went to play lan!!! ( da zhang ) yeap.. wuz damn fun.. then met my littl' sis for dinner... then we stayed ard the neighbourhood to tlk crap.. damn nice man.. lovie ya littl sis.. =) haha.. damn i'm so mushy.. shit... yea... fri wuz quite nice too =) i'm also a member of the ONG GAK SAN CLAN!!!! yay... hehe.. will check the details asap.. +) moral: littl' sisters r really really really nice ppl =) KICKED ASS AT 3/09/2003 09:45:00 PM. |
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