blog inspiration #392 - sublimal messages..HELLO! *vote for me* how have *vote for me* you been? *vote for me*i love *vote for me* ah bengs *vote for me* and ah lians *vote for me* cuz i think they're the coolest *vote for me* bunch of people *vote for me* on this planet! *vote for me* i hate people *vote for me* who use underhanded means *vote for me* in campaigns *vote for me* to rally for votes. *vote for me* they think that by *vote for me* toying with others' minds to *vote for me* suit them, they would be able to *vote for me* get the public to *vote for me* subconsciously support their *vote for me* cause. i think *vote for me* these people ought to *vote for me* burn in hell *vote for me* and suffer *vote* a slow and painful *for* death. *me* even ah bengs and ah lians *vote for me* don't do that, why *vote for me* should you, then? *vote for me* if you were to *vote for me* be running in the elections for *vote for me* a seat in the government*vote for me* in future, please *vote for me* do not use underhanded means *vote for me* and think that you would be able to *vote for me* get away with it, leaving no trace of *vote for me* evidence behind. i'll be watching you.. *vote for me* KICKED ASS AT 5/15/2007 08:04:00 PM.
blog inspiration #391let me do another entry of GONE ARE THE DAYS.. !!i think i did one post before.. can't remember already.. IT'S SO BLOODY LONG AGO! here goes.. 1) gone are the days when shows like ASIA BAGUS, gotcha, under one roof, masters of the sea, talentime used to rule channel 5. 2) gone are the days when channel 5 shows the irritating logo with singing: CHANNEL 5! WHERE IT ALL HAPPENS.... fivee... 3) gone are the days when titanic used to rule the box office. irritating "my heart will go on" was played everywhere we went, couples doing the "OH JACK I'M FLYING!". 4) gone are the days when proyo and bumblebee was cool. 5) gone are the days when power rangers were shown at 11am every saturday with rita repulsa and her pointed boobs screaming everywhere. 6) gone are the days when there were only 5 channels in our tv: channel 5, channel 8, channel 12 and the tv 1 and 2 provided by malaysia. 7) gone are the days when there was doraemon on tv 1. 8) gone are the days when barney the dinosaur wasn't gay YET. he was hip, cool, and happening. cuz you are special, special, everyone is special.... 9) gone are the days when we would put 20 cents into a machine, turn a dial and VOILA! a power ranger/dragonball card comes out! 10) gone are the days when CDIS (cirriculum development institute of singapore) used to show interesting programmes of our school lessons on tv 12 every morning from 8.30am 2pm. those who studied in the afternoon sessions always wake up to watch that. 11) gone are the days when pee wee's playhouse was cool. 12) gone are the days when pencil boxes have different buttons on them for different uses: sharpener, eraser holder, etc.. this was considered high tech. 13) gone are the days when macho mee, mamee, nutella was sold separately and they were goddam cheap. 14) gone are the days when yeo's slogan was "Yeo's: Leader of the Pack" 15) gone are the days when pagers were hip and cool 16) gone are the days when we could memorise most of our friends' phone numbers because there was no handphone, thus no lazy man's phone book. 17) gone are the days when singtel was called telecoms 18) gone are the days when transitlink cards were being used. flexible cards which you slot into the machine and press the amount u need and out comes a ticket! cool.... 19) gone are the days when bus stamps were used instead of concession nonsense from ez link cards. 20) gone are the days when "catching" in primary schools was fun. NOSTALGIC LA..... i wanna relive those good ol' days again! KICKED ASS AT 5/15/2007 11:25:00 AM.
blog inspiration #390THE LATEST UPDATE ON BLOGGER: oh well, at least they let me change font size now. :) YAY! anyway, ANNOUNCEMENT!! *aiseh! :)* SHOT will be playing at ben and jerry's at cathay cineplex (or whatever, the one beside plaza singapura lah.) on the 29th May *i love enlarging fonts and um... the other stuff!... my finances lah. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING ABOUT!?* it'll most probably start at nine, if there's a change i'll let you know, ok? if you checked your calender, (i know i did), it's on a tuesday night, *WA LAU, WHO WILL COME?* BUT! 1) it's the school holidays! 2) it's the day after chinese o's! 3) there're CUTE ice cream girls! 4) there're CUTE guys playing! 5) Don't believe no. 4! 6) SERIOUSLY!!! so... COME OK? :) and eat ice cream there! *bnj,i hope you see this.. WHERE'S MY FREE ICE CREAM!?*   warning.. cheesiness ahead.. i warned you.. you had enough time to close this window already.  i warned you already hor. anyway! COME OK! KICKED ASS AT 5/13/2007 10:59:00 AM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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