 irresponsile piece of irritant. you shouldn't come at all. in fact, you shouldn't even participate in the concert. that's wad i feel about you. YEA. anyway, i just realised that the ZNUD song is actually translated as POWER RANGERS: THE MEDLEY. wtf.. i'm utterly traumatised. i really wonder what the expressions of the audience will be like when the first thing their eyes come across is POWER RANGERS: THE MEDLEY. i'd bet they'll leave immediately. KICKED ASS AT 7/03/2004 11:17:00 PM. I love you. KICKED ASS AT 7/03/2004 01:31:00 AM. i hate being misunderstood. i simply hate it. went out today. was one of the rare times this year i went to town in outside clothes. met my friend on study vacation from australia. he hasn't changed much. made me wait unceremoniously for an hour. kay wait. i take back my words. he hasn't changed AT ALL. while waiting for him i was sneezing so much that at one time, i tot my nose bled. but it didn't. decided to get panadol.. (no.. not the menstrual pill. almost nose bleeding doesn't mean that i have to take a woman's precaution.) took it but it got no better. there you have it. i'm advertising for panadol cold: DON'T BUY IT. did some catching up. suddenly, i miss the secondary school days all over again. watched beetle.. no.. er.. grasshopper.. no wait.. ant.. ahh.. doesn't sound right.. spider.. AH HAH.. SPIDERMAN today.. watched it with the mats of sji. heh. they're real corny. here's wad we think spiderman does in the movie if it's actually real: 1. peter parker used adidas clima cool material to make his spidey suit. or else how could he stand the heat inside his darn suit even if it's 100% cotton? even he mentions his crotch area will get kinda itchy. 2. peter parker puts his spidey gloves in his pocket. and in the moment of need he just needs to slip his hand into his pocket and voila. slip on gloves. 3. mary jane is a player. she wants a kiss from john jameson so she could be the 1st woman to kiss the 1st man who played football on the moon and then dumps him for spiderman. 4. we would wonder why villians are so stupid as to fight with him in new york city where there are tall buildings for him to swing around. lure him to a desert or something lar! 5. john jameson's dad should be a comedian, not the manager of daily bugle. doesn't these type of shows make u wanna have a super hero in our very own country? one we could call our own? like.. ah beng man, or durian man, or police man, or talk cock man? well i would. and he'd possess local super powers. 1. can detect an erp gentry nearby. 2. sings the majullah singapura backwards and forwards 3. spots pirated shops and advertises for them? 4. take part in singapore idol and sing majullah singapura backwards. 5. wears boxers outside his pants. (more in tmr's entry. am damn tired now. so too lazy to type.) KICKED ASS AT 7/02/2004 11:13:00 PM. m disappointed. the person whom i wished could go didn't want to go. =( oh well. can't beat the revolting news i've heard but still qt affected by it. dunno y also KICKED ASS AT 7/02/2004 12:23:00 AM.
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poppy popps. wad happened? ya okay? hmmms cheer up aiights.. b the happy guy u are !! hmms~ if anythg jus gimme a msg or call ks. i'm here always k. dn think negatively about thgs yeah.. theres always e other side of everythg. smile babes..
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JEN! u have a crush on benedict goh!? he's a himbo! eee.. disgusting jen.
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dearest n precious daughter of mine, dun worry abt ur ol' dad k? worry more abt urself =) i'm fine i have just heard the most revolting news in my entire life. my view has been totally changed now. and everytime i see them, i'll see them in a different light now. argh.. y did i feel that way for you the last time? it's.. sigh.. nvm.. i guess time can't be turned cuz what's said is already said. the mere thought is haunting me. ah.. i'm utterly confused now. somebody help me please? but nothing can spoil my nonchalant mood now. exams are over but i know i've screwed it all up. it just cancels all the joyous mood in me. was supposed to destress today by going for alumni band practice. but i seriously think some people are just irresponsible. just because it's the end of exams doesn't mean u can shirk off your responsibilities right? can't believe you actually said that if he doesn't know that we don't have anymore papers, we can just skip it whenever we want right? i call this irresponsible behaviour. sadly i'm part of it too. no one went in the end, i was the last one to back out of the practice. still, i feel ashamed of myself. ben is not spastic anymore. really. life has changed for me. ben is: morbid, paraniod, psychotic, schizophrenic. ben is no longer: happy, spastic, crazy, an extrovert, lovable. run, ben, run. KICKED ASS AT 7/01/2004 06:56:00 PM.
KICKED ASS AT 6/30/2004 11:19:00 AM. I HAVE FAT THIGHS... uh huh. REALLY FAT thighs. arrgh.. someone tell me how to lose the pounds off my damn thighs and divert them to somewhere else? preferably my arms? =P or my stomach? anyway, went to town with miss finicky eater. yes that's right. me, a jc2 student from cjc, who was supposed to be having mid year exams in 2 days time was spending his crucial time going to town to "chill out". but i'm digressing. will let you know the details when i get the photos and there'll be a photolog and that'll be within.. a century's time? yea. miss finicky eater is also miss i'm-so-busy-that-i-forgot-ben's-birthday. =P so can't expect much from her i guess. heh. BEN'S NO LIFE CAMPAIGN started officially on monday morning at 0000hrs EST. yeap. i've got no life from now till a levels are over. after which i get a few mths rest before i'm cut off from society. well, what difference does it make anyway? no one loves me anyhow. i'll be glad i'm stuck in camp then to be stuck outside. oh, just before i forget, i've removed tagboard and replaced it with a pornsite below. yea, click on it if u wanna post comments yea? oh let me know who u r too yea? KICKED ASS AT 6/29/2004 06:31:00 PM. check out this site it's damn funny. now don't you go "eee" here and "eee" there. i'd bet there's a bit of horniness in everyone. don't deny it. KICKED ASS AT 6/28/2004 04:02:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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