 i shouldn't have told u wad i just said =( KICKED ASS AT 9/03/2004 11:51:00 PM.
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heyhey mich here :) study hard yup.. all the best for the prelims!!! anyway must say u're pretty witty in ur entries.. hehx :p take care!!
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TOW: Bentopia!!!MY PURRRFECT WORLD...1. where my mom doesn't busybodily look into my things!! farking irritating i tell you! mom IF you are reading this too, DON'T CUZ I FIND IT DAMN BLARDIE IRRITATING!!!! 2. humans are instantaneously smart. 3. i am instantaneously smartER. 4. voodoo dolls of justin lim are readily available. (if you are his friend/dog/slave/non singaporean, tell him if you want. and also tell him to tell me he saw it!) 5. the radio only plays my favourite songs. 6. mcdonalds are so darn cheap and so darn good, they have to be renamed mcben. 7. studying is a horrible sin and is against the law. 8. every good word has to begin with ben. eg. bengood, benperfect, benamazing etc. 9. every bad word has to begin with justin lim. eg. justinlimbastard, justinlimfucker, etc. 10. x boxes should be given free to every household. 11. cocoa trees are grown everywhere, and chocolates are a staple food. 12. hovercrafts are found everywhere. KICKED ASS AT 9/03/2004 09:24:00 PM.
TOW: cannot walk..convo with matt, chev and reuben at kfc:me: ey, if chicken got birdflu, how does it sneeze? reuben: if i got stomachflu, how does it sneeze? ------------------------------------------------- reuben: eat chicken somemore, wait u get birdflu arh. me: no lar.. eat chicken breast won't get birdflu, eat chicken nose than will. ------------------------------------------------- reuben: ey u siao is it? the birdflu got into ur head ar? me n matt: no lar.. birdflu only goes up to your nose. ------------------------------------------------- yoda: ey they trying to be racist is it? *points at advert in sji bus stop* ------------------------------------------------- matt: ey, mars bar must be over 18 then can go arh? me: ya must take spaceship also. ------------------------------------------------- *reuben pointing at 2 whipped potato cups* reuben: if this is newton's law and this is lenz's law, what is this? *points to another cup* shrugs. reuben: coleslaw. ------------------------------------------------- me to daryl: ey u call me ben tan, i call u darlee can? ------------------------------------------------- darlee: ey ben, can i slap you? me: no but u can sleep with me tho. KICKED ASS AT 9/02/2004 06:57:00 PM.
TOW: survey!it's been damn long since i've did one like this.. kinda gets my creative juices flowing =D1)Starting time: 2119 2)Full name: Tan Hang Khoon, Benjamin 3)Nickname:ben tan, ben4dan4, chindian. these people who call me that usually don't live really long. 4)School: eh.. some PAP kindergarten, st. gabriel's pri, sji, cee jay cee 5)e-mail: go figure 6)starsign: pisces, pisces, pisces of me 7)zodiac sign: lao2hu3 8)Siblings: 2 damn older bros 9)Gd frens: is there such a thing as bad frens? 10)Ever go out late at nite: yupS nt very often tho'.. =( 11)Ever missed school because it was raining? y should i miss school jus cuz it's raining? i'd rather miss my girlfriend. (IF I HAVE ONE) 12)how often do u go out: being in cee jay, almost every damn school day. 13)Kept a secret from everyone?: aplenty. 14)Had an imaginary friend?: yar, his name's barney 15)religion: catholic 16)wish 4 sis or bro: yarh.. my 2nd bro wanted to pass his a's with flying colours. n i wished that for him 17)Had a crush on a teacher?: well.. i accidentally broke a teacher's pen..... wat? that doesn't count? 19)Ever at anytime owned a 'New Kids on the Block' tape?: wtf? talk about old school sia. 20)Ever prank called someone: plennnnnnnnnty. harlo!? ah seng?! 1 packet of chicken lice! 21)Been on stage:plennnnty. i'm a star~~ 22)fav things: hmm.. that's a toughie. i don't know 23)Colors: i'm brown. have white eye whites and black irises. black hair, pink fingernails. 25)Online: some fishes i caught were on the line. 26)Countries: plenty of countries all over the world. i'm no geog student, don't ask me. 27)Like anyone: eh, anyone chio or not? 28)Who have you known the longest of your friends: hmm.. mario? 29)Who's the loudest: people who swallowed a microphone 30)Who's the shyest: people who swallow a microphone. they wouldn't dare to go out. 31)Who do you go to for advice: why would i want to add vice? i'm a good natured boy. 32)Who do you get along with best: INDIANS!! i dunno. ----------IN THE LAST 2 WEEKS HAVE YOU------------ 33)Cried: when i watched friends.. sighhh.. 34)Been mean: i've also been median and mode. 35)been sarcastic: nononono... 38)Talked to someone you nv talk b4: yup.. i scolded some aunty for pushing her way thru the bus. 39)Missed someone: if they're real small, i'll miss them. 40)Hugged someone: sadly.. no=( 41)Fought with your parent(s): ya. played street fighter with my dad once. but not 2 wks ago tho. 42)Wished upon a star: star so far... how to wish up on a star? need spaceship. 43)Laughed until you've cried: so r u asking for laugh or cry? 44)Played Truth or Dare: niope 45)watched a sunrise/sunset: rise/set from where? 46)Went to the beach at night: niope but i went to a bitch at night to slap her tho. 47)Read a book for fun: book no fun to read. 48)Ate a meal: errr... yar? is this a trick question? 49)Are you lonely?: no i'm ben 50)Are you happy?: again, no i'm ben. 51)Are you talking to someone online?: fish don't talk DO YOU BELIEVE IN------- 52)God/Devil: Got. 53)Love: eh. i guess so ba.. 54)The closest fren: my closest friend lives a few blocks away from me 55)In curse: what the fuck? 56)Heaven/hell: ya. it's heaven at home and hell in school 57)superstitions?: i believe in superman tho. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------59)Who named you?: probably someone before jesus' time, 'you' has been widely used over the centuries 60)Backstreet or N'sync: har wad? backside larh 61)When was the last time you went out?: just now, i went out of my room to watch the news. 62)When was the last time you were online: now, now, now, now, now, now... 63)What is right next to you?: table? 64)What is your computer desk made of?: gold. 65)What was the last thing that you ate : an orange 66)where would you want to go on ur honeymoon?: moon honey one arh? 67)Who do you want to spend the rest of your life with?: hmm.. everyone? basically, when i rest, i meet different people. 68)How's the weather right now?: ask him yourself. 69) what did you do last night?: you won't wanna know. 70)Thing that you find attractive about the opposite sex?: ditto. 71)How do YOU eat an Oreo?: YOU think that you're gonna eat the oreo, then YOU eat it. the it goes through YOUR sarcophagus, then into YOUR stomach, where the pH1 hydrochloric is waiting, then through YOUR small intestines, removing the nutrients, then through YOUR large intestines, removing the remaining liquid and finally, through URANUS. 72)All time favorite tv show: friends! 73)Dream car?: corvette. i'll keep dreaming. 74)What do you want to be when you grow up: i wanna be a fireman!! 75)Favorite music?: music which doesn't suck. 76)Favorite days of the week?: saturday! 77)Favourite food?: eh.. deep fried cockroaches. 78)If you could change your name,what would it be?: Benjamin Tan s/0 Mr. Tan 79)Do you sleep with a stuffed animal?: i slept with a turkey stuffed with gravy once.. 80)the most stupid thing you have ever done?: calling myself stupid. 81)First Son's name?: no son. only muun. 82)do u keep pets?: i'm not a terrorist. 83)You like scary or funny movies better?: scarily funny shows. 84)On the phone or in person?: i'd rather sit on a phone than to sit in a person 85)Lust or Love?: lust don't last (my 1st advice on this whole damn thing.) 86)wads ur hp no?: sorry, dun own any hp products. 87)Dislike sports?: i'm getting tired of this. 89)Who sent u the survey?: when's it gonna end?!!?! 90)What do you think about this person? : faster end lehh.... 91)What is your favorite song?: AHH!!! i can't take this anymore!!!!!! 92)Do you want your friends to do this survey?: read it!! cuz i spent so much fucking time on it!! 93)Time Finished ? 2210.. FINALLY.. KICKED ASS AT 9/01/2004 09:17:00 PM.
TOW: teacher's daytoday was qt exciting.. it's like.. bangra dances, michael tan poseurs, girls wearing short skirts to a whole new level ( above knee level that is ), singing idol style, and rock band wannabes. if u wanted all those, u should have gone to my school dingus. but here's the pictures of crap i've taken today. you just need to click HEREwill be back later. KICKED ASS AT 8/31/2004 06:30:00 PM.
TOW: me n my inner child.i'm getting childish.n i don't care. i feel as if the whole world owes me a living. n i don't care. i jump around when the sign says keep quiet. i SHOUT all the more louder when someone tells me to shut up. N I DON'T CARE. MEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEMEME. N I DON'T CARE. i love pink. n i don't care. i feel gay whenever i want to. n i don't care. i'll slap someone who tries to gay around with me. n i don't fucking care. U tell me to stop being gay. BUT i don't care. fuck, this world owes me a living anyhow, i'll fuck anyone i like, whenever i feel like. N I DON'T CARE. sleep the whole day, i don't care. stare at the comp the whole day, i don't care. my eyes fall out, i don't care. fuck, no one cares for me anyway, why should i care? KICKED ASS AT 8/29/2004 10:46:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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