Friday, August 27, 2004

TOW: Open Arms

no more. no more will i ever think about you anymore. whenever i see you with him, my heart sinks.. whenever i see you, i'll play dumb.. like i always did in the past. asking me for favours? ASK HIM THEN.. dun bug me, or i swear i'll hate you even more than now. no more, you hear me? get out.



KICKED ASS AT 8/27/2004 07:29:00 PM.

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ok. i wont ask then. and btw, its not my fault i dont love u. it just isn't possible between us.
 
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Thursday, August 26, 2004

TOW: MY SELF-CONJURED TESTIMONIAL!

before i begin, let me say that i'll start every post with "The One With" (TOW for short) in commemoration of my favourite tv series which will soon be gone, Friends. =( wished i had friends like them..


ANYWAY...


i seriously don't believe half the things i wrote in this dumb-assed, self-conjured testimonial. if my teacher copies word for word into my actual testimonial, i'll slap myself cuz i should've written more lies about myself. n it went like that..

Benjamin Tan Hang Khoon pursued an 'A' Level course in Science. The subjects he offered at 'A' Level were Mathematics C, Physics and Economics. Subjects offered at ‘AO’ Level were General Paper and Chinese. Benjamin is a bright, resourceful and creative student. Throughout his two-year course, he has applied himself diligently to his studies and was consistent in his work. He gave his undue attention to his tutors and lecturers and always participated in the lessons conducted by them. Being disciplined, he rarely came late for school and was always punctual to all his lessons. He was always prepared for his tutorials and it was a pleasure to receive his assignments, which he took so much pride in doing. His best work was seen in Mathematics, closely followed by a keen interest in Physics. Benjamin has a very good command of the English Language both in its written and oral medium.

Benjamin has made good his time in college by participating actively in his co-curricular activities. As a member of the Catholic Junior College Canoeing Team, he has worked closely with his teammates, captain and coach to keep the tough training enjoyable, so that his teammates, both of his age and those younger than him, would look forward to the subsequent trainings. Being in the team, he has participated in various competitions orgainised by different sea sport- related clubs. He led by example and has dome done more than his fair share of the work. He is especially close to the team and was willing to sacrifice whatever was necessary for the good of the team. Apart from canoeing, Benjamin has also participated in his secondary school, St. Joseph’s Institution’s symphonic band concert as an alumni member, proving that the bond he has forged with his secondary school band mates is unbreakable. He has also actively participated in many community services such as blood donation drives, or fund raisings and is also a youth leader in the Church of the Nativity of the Blessed Virgin Mary.

Benjamin has a very amiable and easy-going personality. He is popular with his peers and is a capable leader as shown in the previous year during project work sessions. As a PE representative of his class, he knew where his responsibilities lie and acted upon it. With his leadership, together with the co-operation of his classmates, his class was able to clinch 2nd place in the sports carnival. He also looked out for the welfare of his classmates and has given his time to them whenever they needed his help. Benjamin has played a significant role in helping to build the class spirit by organising class outings. Benjamin is a caring and thoughtful individual. He has been mature and responsible in his conduct and also has much good humour. Benjamin’s amiable personality and academic abilities should help him to achieve his goals in future.


MUAHAHA.. i'm evil. i don't care. but seriously, i think it's a littl' short, could've been longer if not for my laziness.. better not write that down. back to studying if i want to realise what i wrote in my last sentence of this testimonial.

KICKED ASS AT 8/26/2004 07:56:00 PM.

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Wednesday, August 25, 2004

i just realised i've been blogging crap and i've not typed a blog about my day since..... last year? well, i wanna have a go at doing it again. so here goes.

nothing special happened today.






no wait.. i can't be that boring.. can i? .... CAN I? kk.. rewind.. let's try it again.


today i woke up because of the damn earthquake.. well, it's like any normal one. this time it's on the richter scale of 7.. only my tv set's getting cranky, otherwise everything else is more or less in place. met a dragon today. was really pissed cuz he burnt my brand new pair of gucci shoes. took out my lightsaber and slashed his balls. think i removed the last of his kind. oh well.. eyeing on this lexus spaceship WTR5000.. with a record speed of 3 x 10^9 metres per second. faster than the speed of light. makes me wanna fly higher. will visit my parents on mars later in the evening.





still sucks.. try again..




school today.. T9 was up in my level yesterday, didn't realised it until this morning when a group of girls started yelling at each other between the 2nd and 5th floor. showed everyone else my new metrosexual look: buffed nails! courtesy of chan huiwen. i've got everyone in my class hooked on buffing their nails. "mitter tan, mitter wee want to tee u" (mitter wee) and "tup-per-dew" (techno-kia) were the catch phrases today. started singing pieces of me with beach hunk in class n during lecture. lecture room was so stuffy today. looks like the school didn't pay their bills again.


enough said. i suck at this. =P

KICKED ASS AT 8/25/2004 06:34:00 PM.

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Sunday, August 22, 2004

TOW me slacking over the weekends.

is there ever a doubt that i'll study over the weekends intensively? PLENTY. all i ever did today was sleep, eat, sleep, tv.

let me lay out the facts:
23 days left till preliminary exams and counting.
4 subjects to study for: GP ECONS MATH PHYSICS.
39 math topics to study for.
9 broad econs topics to study for.
7 broad physics topics to study for.

hooray. am i sooooo lucky to be in jay cee.

HOW i love jay cee.

i eat jay cee,


i sleep jay cee,


i drink jay cee.


i adore jay cee.

jay cee rawks.





































not.

KICKED ASS AT 8/22/2004 10:46:00 PM.

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jia you for prelims! :D
 
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