 welcome all u ReD|cuLousLy siMpLe bLOg^headS! =) (dun mean no harm man.. ) anywho.. i'm back! n on the rack n ovulating... hmm.. today i've made the best decision in the whole wide world (that's right.. from the U S of A right across to Chi N of A.. ) since this year started: i skipped school! *applause* *standing ovation* yup woke up at 10 today! heh.. i'm sorry all u cjcians who went to school today.. but that's the way to enjoy life! arrrrrrrrrrrr.......................... hehe.. my day started off wif a BANG.. n i didn't fall off my bed.. ( thank god.. ) but my phone did.. slept wif my phone in my hands last nite.. wuz damn tired after canoeing.. i came home at 9 pm!!! remind me to tell my son/daughter ( if i haf 1 ) NEVA to join canoeing.. -___- went to NYP ( nanyang poly ) for their open house.. my fren tot it wuz quite boring.. but i thought it wuz quite nice.. onli we dun haf a tour guide.. sighx.. oh oh oho ho hoh ohoh oho h ( note my excitment ) ... i got a free bottle of qoo!!!!! n newater!!!!!! err the newater sux.. so.. i'm really excited abt the qoo.. *qoooooo* *__* =) yea i mean.. who wld get excited over newater? ( except for PUB officers n the singapore pm.. ) *newwwwwww* -__- =) yea.. got a goody bag filled wif loads of crap.. all which has no particular use to me.. the lime magazine they gave wuz really ancient.. ( november 2002.. how old can u get! ) i mean when i saw harry potter at the back of the mag.. i wuz like.. WOAH... tt's really oldddd.... anyhow... yea.. went there wif a satanic fren ( typical me ) n a satanic classmate ( typical her ) ... anywhich.. went over the courses wif particular interest to the business ( for me ) n design ( for the satanic ppl.. ) courses.. after that.. went ard the poly n got lost there.. it's like sooo damn maluating lo.. carrying the dumb poly so-called goodie bag ard letting the poly students see us wandering abt.. sighx.. really dumb manx.. anywhat.. i came across this really cool voyeur cam which films the lift onto a tv next to it.. man.. u really can't make out in tt lift without getting out there alive sia.. my satanic frens n i were thinking of doing some really crazy things in the lift. =) ( no worries folks.. due to the content n the maturity of our bLOg^heaDs.. we didn't do anything.. we didn't even step into the lift.. =) ) after tt.. went to mos burger for lunch =) then they suggested going to orchard road.. ( the hell hole of singapore.. =) ) budden.. i wuz wearing my market clothes ( shirt shorts n slippers... the 3 s.. ) so i went home instead.. came home.. slept for the rest of the day.. dunno y but i wuz really tired la.. dunno wad to do.. hehe.. woke up to do my blog! =) sorry i can't do it tonite cuz i got me granny's bdae dinner to go to! ( funky? sabby sabby.. ) yeap so i guess i'll see u tmr for the latest updates abt me emmememememememememe!!! (note the ego.. ) moral: always be prepared for expired things in ur goodie bags whenever u get 1.. KICKED ASS AT 2/20/2003 05:15:00 PM. YoZ.. ermm.. i wanna take this opportunity to thank those ppl who were concerned abt me these pass few days.. really appreciate it.. ( thanks mich, wen zi, jon, apg, n the rest hehe.. sorry i forgot who liao.. ) u r really wonderful ppl.. THANK GOD FOR U PPL!! =) yeap.. i feel really great liaoz.. =) today today.. wuz really draggy.......................... ( translated from chinese: come (clap), come (clap), pls sit down. wilson put away that newspaper. sabby stop tlkng to melvyn ) hehe... sounds familiar? sorry.. class joke.. yea.. for those of u who dun understand it... TOO BAD u r not in my class! 1t18 rawkz!.. dateless ppl too! my day started off wif a BANG.. literally.. i fell off my bed.. twice this year liao.. thanks to my bro.. dumb dumb.. yea.. been slacking in class today.. cuz not many lectures.. my frens n i were tlking abt our future in poly.. ngee ann rawkZ.. go there take a NAP (Ngee Ann Poly) onli.. crazy ppl r alwiz found in my class... ma na wu eya? nvmnvm.. had PE today too.. all hell broke loose when isaac lim took our class.. it's as if thousands of cursed creatures dug a hole out of the grandstand in cjc n carried him to our class. damn sway.. "today we shall do push ups! 20 ONLY.. down.. down.. knees off the floor! those who cannot do it muz do HOMEWORK.. 20 before u go to sleep, 20 when u wake up, 20 before your dinner ONLY.. before u know it u can do 20 pushups! down.. down.. down.. down... knees off the floor! those who cannot do it muz do HOMEWORK.. 20 before u go to sleep, 20 when u wake up, 20 before your dinner ONLY.. before u know it u can do 20 pushups! down.. down down.. knees off the floor! those who cannot do it muz do HOMEWORK.. 20 before u go to sleep, 20 when u wake up, 20 before your dinner ONLY.. before u know it u can do 20 pushups! etc.. yea u get the idea.. shagged.. n skipped training.. heh.. stupid bus DAMN cold.. freezing my brains out man.. sigh.. now i'm here! errr... yea.. command n conquer generals rawkZ! =) moral: u neva know who ur true frens are until disaster strikes.. then tt's when they stand apart from ur normal frens.. CHERISH THEM!.. (woah.. my first.. one of a kind.. true to ur heart.. truely madly deeply proper moral.. ) take care KICKED ASS AT 2/17/2003 08:03:00 PM. tis a dark & bleak day for the rediculously simple blog owner.. nothing seems to be going right for him since the day b4 valentine's day.. ( read [2/14/2003 5:41:57 PM | ben tan] ) staring into a screen with countless thoughts to type down.. but it's all in a mess n he dun noe how to start.. what a loser he is u must think.. but a fool n a keyboard must part... his thoughts racing like a million bees... the plot thickens like mustard seeds growing to become mustard trees.. all hopes dashed as his life had flashed.. meeting his Maker.. speaking wif the undertaker.. carving gibberish on his tombstone.. like making squarish patterns on his ice cream cone.. hitting his keyboard like holding a whip ready to flog.. he begins yet another journey to bore u wif his blog.. juz when i woke up.. rain started to pour like it wuz saying.. " ben ben ben.. today's not gonna be ur day.. drip drip drip.. " n it's true it's true.. wanted to speak wif her.. but i get the feeling as if i wuz being shunned away.. i dunno.. perhaps she wuz juz busy? or maybe she juz hates me now.. i wished it wuz the former.. but.. who noes but the big guy above? continued to rain while i wuz in church.. wuz praying " dear god.. if it is really possible.. make it possible for us.. or at least.. possible to tlk.. " however.. rain continued to fall as if he wuz doing the exact opposite.. how my life sux i think.. some r really lucky.. ( blardie gerald.. ) while others r really not.. ( bladie me.. ) y can't it be so when i want it to be.. n y muz things happen when i dun want it to.. perhaps it's all in the stars now.. my destiny known.. my fate sealed... wished she knew wad i'm feeling now.. with all the pain juz building inside my brain.. keep thinking what have i done? nothing.. wad shld i haf done? nothing.. wad shld i do? nothing.. argh.. tis life really sux.. moral: sorry folks.. no moral today.. juz not my usual lame self.. take care KICKED ASS AT 2/16/2003 07:41:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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