Friday, July 02, 2004
i hate being misunderstood. i simply hate it.
went out today. was one of the rare times this year i went to town in outside clothes. met my friend on study vacation from australia. he hasn't changed much. made me wait unceremoniously for an hour. kay wait. i take back my words. he hasn't changed AT ALL. while waiting for him i was sneezing so much that at one time, i tot my nose bled. but it didn't. decided to get panadol.. (no.. not the menstrual pill. almost nose bleeding doesn't mean that i have to take a woman's precaution.) took it but it got no better. there you have it. i'm advertising for panadol cold: DON'T BUY IT. did some catching up. suddenly, i miss the secondary school days all over again.
watched beetle.. no.. er.. grasshopper.. no wait.. ant.. ahh.. doesn't sound right.. spider.. AH HAH.. SPIDERMAN today.. watched it with the mats of sji. heh. they're real corny. here's wad we think spiderman does in the movie if it's actually real:
1. peter parker used adidas clima cool material to make his spidey suit. or else how could he stand the heat inside his darn suit even if it's 100% cotton? even he mentions his crotch area will get kinda itchy.
2. peter parker puts his spidey gloves in his pocket. and in the moment of need he just needs to slip his hand into his pocket and voila. slip on gloves.
3. mary jane is a player. she wants a kiss from john jameson so she could be the 1st woman to kiss the 1st man who played football on the moon and then dumps him for spiderman.
4. we would wonder why villians are so stupid as to fight with him in new york city where there are tall buildings for him to swing around. lure him to a desert or something lar!
5. john jameson's dad should be a comedian, not the manager of daily bugle.
doesn't these type of shows make u wanna have a super hero in our very own country? one we could call our own? like.. ah beng man, or durian man, or police man, or talk cock man? well i would. and he'd possess local super powers.
1. can detect an erp gentry nearby.
2. sings the majullah singapura backwards and forwards
3. spots pirated shops and advertises for them?
4. take part in singapore idol and sing majullah singapura backwards.
5. wears boxers outside his pants.
(more in tmr's entry. am damn tired now. so too lazy to type.)
KICKED ASS AT 7/02/2004 11:13:00 PM.
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