 hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey.. welcome to blog of fortune! here is ur host.. BeN tAn! *applause* hey.. welcome back to my third edition of my monotonous life.. i bet u r regretting tt u shouldn't haf came here cuz u haf betta things to do on the net.. ( now now.. i noe all u guys there r like.. " YA LA.. STUPID EGG (in chinese) i've got betta things to do man!.. now is like the time for my manhood instincts to take place! juz to tell u.. i'm actually doing u a favour by NOT doing it.. so u can thank me later by treating me lunch or something.. ) oh yes.. to all u lovebirds out there.. a happy valentine's day to all of u.. may ur days be merry wif dates! n may all ur valentines be red.. hm... valentine's day is like a load of shit to me.. cuz of the shit i happened to face yesterday.. ( u can't imagine the amount of shit i haf to go thru.. shit.. ) but enuff of school.. the worst started after school ended.. so there goes another part of my drama or opera or wadeva u call it.. ( for those who r hyperactive.. i suggest u switch off ur computer n go jump off a building.. it'll bore u to tears.. ) hm.. it all started during school.. when i decided tt the soft toy i bought for a gal whom i liked ( sorry girls.. ) wuz kinda pathetic.. i wanted to get something more special for her.. after school.. i accompanied my fren to queensway to get a bag.. after all the aunty pushing n uncle scolding.. we finally managed NOT to get a bag.. " those bags dun suit my taste " ( kelvin, 13/2/2003 2.34.56 pm ) then off we went to herens to look for a mambo bag which cost $90 n also which he bought it almost instantly.. ( the poor RI guy couldn't even get his hands on it.. i'm so sorry whoever u are.. ) hm.. then we were off to wisma atria's very own precious thots shop to look for a better gift.. i found this precious moments figurine on the shelf which had a label " to the sweetest girl in the world " (note the irony in the later part of the story..) well.. i figured tt it wuz quite worth it buying it for her cuz val's day comes like once in a year onli rite.. n we onli live once in 2003.. so might as well get it.. ( mind u.. it doesn't cost as much as a sweet.. it's worse.. ) well.. after buying it, i wuz all happy n stuff.. wif the warm fuzzy feeling in my heart.. ( awww.. ) then the worst strucked.. when we went down the escalator.. my fren wuz like.. ( hey! isn't tt ***** ( my classmate not to be mentioned.. not that i hate him or anything.. juz confidential sake.. ) wif a gurl? let's ji siao ( disturb ) him! when i turned around to look ( wif a gossip colour {not sure wad colour is gossip} in my eyes.. ) then i saw a gurl beside him who looked familiar.. bag the same.. height the same.. hair the same.. u can imagine the rest.. i wuz like shocked beyond words.. the girl whom i bought the present for wuz out wif my classmate.. tt's not the point.. wad matters was tt earlier in the morning.. i asked her if she wuz free to go out on that day.. she said she wuz busy n needed to study for a hist test on the following day.. i wuz like ok.. n well.. basically.. my day juz sucked.. now u noe y i hate v day this yr.. well.. precisely it's cuz of that.. anyway.. i'll be back later to tell u wad i felt after the incident.. so stay tuned.. moral: for those attached, neva read a blog whose owner hates v day cuz it'll only make ur v day worse.. i'm sorry!!! =P KICKED ASS AT 2/14/2003 05:41:00 PM. |
ME hi, i'm ben, you can call me ben, ben tan, benjamin tan, choc god, whatever.. just don't call me suzy. i'm your not-so-average guy next door (if you really are my neighbour), otherwise i'm just your not-so-average guy. i'm fascinated with ah bengs and their ability to survive in the world right here right now. if i have the money and time and an ah beng, i'll conduct a series of tests and experiments to see how they do it. don't you wanna know too? BY GEORGE... OTHER MEs. cheap shoes!! vic paul miss phua jocheben jasmine beckie isabelle germaine joy gay ben yo. manuel mark camilia cat sophie isa rach incredible tales.. of xiaoming do you like to talk cock? blogger GREETINGS.. BUAY PAISEH AH 
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